Bad jokes


#424

Lif
is too short


#425

lifes a bitch
then u die
any questions?


#426

Did you hear about the penis-less man who ejaculated ?
He just came out of nowhere.


#427

My wife says she’s leaving me due to my obsession with porn,
I wish she would see it from my POV.
(yes a rare double post wow)


#428


cool-5-miles-dog-walkingcool-robbers-break-in-house-money


#429

#430

This is off-topic taun.


#431

Why are you replying to a banned account¿ :thinking::thinking:


#432

ah shite you got me book


#433

You did it again.


#434

You know, people who say they suffer from constipation are full of shit.


#435

nice


#436

i just learned that the word “nothing” is a palindrome.
nothing backwards is gnihton, which is also nothing


#437

Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator.
I’m taking this shit to a whole new level.


#438

You can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits.


#439

:frowning: stop


#440

Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally.


#441

???
h wat


#442

Letthatsinkin


#443

There are two kinds of people in the world; those that need closure