Ah yes- the box.
If we don’t put the box on our tests we get absolutely destroyed
Bad jokes
ArkRumiera
#507
A : roast me
B : sorry girl you already roasted too much
A : Oh come on I can do better than that
B : Alright
B : Roast me then
A : What did 2 say to the 9?
B : roast me
AKLDragon
#508
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub I’m dwowning!
Funsalt
#509
So a business man, a clown, and a thief walked into a bar…
They are on the ground because of how much it hurt
GammaGamer
#510
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?”
Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
GammaGamer
#516
Got a well-known from the internet:
What did the fish say when it hit a wall?
Answer
Dam
Funsalt
#517
why are the constructs the only gods that can speak in the godlands?
they have a constructor
GammaGamer
#518
Got this one from a friend. No idea where he got it from…
There once was a man named Shut Up. His dog named Manners ran away 50 miles.
One day, Shut Up went to a restaurant.
“What’s you name?” the waiter asked, and Shut Up replied, “Shut Up.”
“Excuse me?” the waiter asked, offended. “Where’s you manners?”
Shut Up answered, “Fifty miles away.”
Laserquest
#523
no nut november was pretty tough…
now i can finally eat nuts again, but thank god i had masturbation to keep my mind off those tasty treats
Laserquest
#524
i saw my dwarf neighbor at a bus stop. “jump in, I’ll give you a lift home” i said. “fuck off” he shouted back. “what an ungrateful little cunt” i thought as i zipped my backpack and continued my walk.
Laserquest
#525
i got drunk and drew a graph showing all the relationships i’ve been in.
it had an ex-axis and a why-axis