Hello all.
I recently made a new account, with absolutely nothing on it, just, you know, to get a “new player” experience. What I got was walking around in the godlands for hours upon hours getting to 6/8, then finding out the amount of life and mana sources are stupidly rare. I’m not allowed to trade (ppe rule), so maxing life and mana… well, let’s just say I’m not gonna kill 23 crabs to get life pots… and if I’m not the only one shooting it, it’s not even guaranteed. Mana, well, you need less of it to max, but no one runs ocean trenches and no one runs parasite chambers. If there is another mana source, I’m sorry i missed it. But the only life and mana source I’ve ever known was O3… something that isn’t usually ran publicly. I was lucky enough to come across three O3’s, and, well, I was 0/8 at that time so I only managed to do 1. Keep in mind that I’m a good player with a good grasp of how o3’s work. If I was brand new, I would probably teleport to the godlands and die in 2 seconds to a medusa bomb.
And that brings me to the next point. The game does nothing to show players how to really play the game. It teaches you how to walk… and let’s be honest, unless youve been playing mobile or console games your entire life, everyone knows WASD are the movement keys. Camera rotation, QE, makes sense. X for off center, ok ok. Problem is, most players don’t use rotation keys. Some people I’ve talked to says it causes motion sickness or whatever. And then comes the part where it says when your health hits 0, you die. That… well, is kind of untrue but ok. Death permanent blah blah. Click to shoot, kill chicken, blah blah. The biggest problem is, the tutorial tells you how to play the game, but it doesn’t go into any details. Everything else, you have to look up by yourself, and let’s be honest, the age range of the players in this game are either boomers from the last decade or 9 year olds. These kids don’t even know that google exists. Like, it’s not rocket to search up a wiki for this game, but at the same time, it shouldn’t be this wiki’s responsibility to teach them things, it should be the game.
A new player has no idea what items are “good” and what items are “bad”. I’ve seen people try to pawn off t11 items. Maybe they were worth something in 2013, because those items were considered to be close to endgame. But we have t14 stuff now, so those old tops are just worthless. Trading is just a huge waste of time in my opinion. And before you can even trade, you gotta get something worth a damn. New players probably spend more time dying and begging than they do buying and selling. Their characters probably have never seen a blue bag. What the fuck are they supposed to trade? t8 items? No one wants those. I had no problems getting my wizard geared enough to deal damage worth a damn because I know how to play the game. I know what dungeons drop what, I know which bosses attack which way, and I know how the game works. A good way to make trading better is to introduce a marketplace so USW4 doesn’t get clusterfucked on the daily. I’m not gonna mention anything against the ToS, but there was a guy named “Nilly”, and if you know about that marketplace, you know. If a random coder can implement that shit all by themselves, I don’t see why a multi dollar company like DECA can’t. The benefits of this is that it gives a general range of prices to items, that a new player wouldn’t know anything about. They can just browse and see what items are worth what. Current trading system right now, filled with people who love to sell overpriced garbage. And of course, deselect scammers, and people trying to sell books of chess.
I’ve seen a spreadsheet somewhere of somebody equating each level of the pet’s heal and mheal into a value of vit and wis. I don’t remember the exact numbers, but its at least a couple hundred vit at a good heal level. Even then, you will never really understand how much your pet does, until you play the game with a shitty common pet with level 1 heal. And that is what I came to realize. My pet does SO MUCH. The introduction of vital combat was controversial to say the very least, but I feel like the people that it affected the most were people who were new and didn’t have good pets. A low level heal is already shit enough as it is, and having that made even more shit, well, it’s just bad. I like how it was made to nerf pets, but just made new players’ lives harder. Vital combat’s effect on pets should scale with a pet’s levels. But of course, it’s DECA, its probably too complicated for that multi dollar company.
The amount of garbage ive seen in a new player’s inventory is ridiculous. They keep T6 items from the godlands. They keep forest maze marks. They keep so much garbage, that it’s actually painful to look at. The problem is there’s no way for them to know that what they’re carrying right now is absolutely worthless. And the 8 starter vault slots, brother, I’ve had my new account for like 2 days and It’s already filled. Yeah new players can buy fame packages, but some people don’t even know that you can buy those. Deadass, on reddit, I’ve seen people not realize that you can buy that shit with fame. You can’t really blame them either. Deca adds free packages and shit all the way at the bottom of the shop, nobody in their right mind would scroll all the way to the bottom unless they knew there was a free pack. Anyways, back on the topic of storage, yeah you can get vault unlockers on campaigns and logins, but are you seriously gonna expect a new player, who probably logs in just to lose their character, to keep playing your shitty microtransaction filled pixel game that takes longer to load than my Minecraft Sky Factory 4 with over 100 mods? Yeah. No. And campaigns, they’re boring uninspired fucking pieces of shit just to keep players playing this chore of a game. The only reason I can get highest tier on campaigns is because I grind O3s until i max the campaign. But you’re cooked to hell if youre telling me that new players can do an o3. The amount of grinding that it takes to get all the rewards is absolutely bonkers. It makes me want to rip my nails out by their roots and pluck my own hair out of my head. And there is NO WAY that a new player can get max tier on that shit. I would literally suck my own dick if you know any new player who maxed out a campaign without spending money.
And THE BEST FOR LAST. RAIDING DISCORDS. I know I’ve been a huge proponent for raiding discords, but tbh, I’m only in favor of them because they’re easy. It’s not fun, and it makes me want to stab my own eyes out. Where the fuck did the rotmg go where everyone would cram themselves inside an unorganized tomb of the ancients? Why do I have to listen to a 13 year old shotcall, and how the fuck are new players supposed to know that these discords even exist? I’ve talked to some people and they didn’t know that these existed. Yeah, they can help you get richer and become a better player, but at the cost of what? They strip the game of all fun. It’s not even a game anymore. And let’s not talk about these discords’ moderation methods. Today, I got suspended for 3 whole days because i brought a t11 staff, and the requirement was t12. Ok, 3 days because I brought a staff an entire one tier below the requirement, i mean its bullshit but whatever I can just do o3s in dungeoneer. But I was really fucking pissed. So i dm the motherfucker who suspended me. Turns out 2 other people got suspended for 3 days for being under reqs. Difference between me and them is, that I was 6/8 and barely under reqs. One of them had a t5 staff, and the other was 0/8. Also, i risked my own ass with less than 600 max hp by equipping an exa dex. And the other offenders had zero HP exalts, and judging by their characters, zero o3 completes, which meant that in the end, I was probably 10x more effective in terms of dps, and yet, received the same punishment. Now imagine if I was a new player and my first fucking raiding experience was getting told to GTFO because my staff was shit. Nice one. Very nice. I couldn’t even dm the raid leader because my rank was too low. Remove the chat rank filter, it does absolutely nothing to stop the bot problem anyways. You’d imagine that a multi dollar company like deca can take care of all the bots in such a simple pixel game, but oh no, new players have to suffer because you cant take care of bots (straight up cant even see their messages). People get shadowmuted randomly because you can’t take care of bots. I cant even say the name of the game im playing because you cant take care of bots. You can’t take down RWT websites but you can somehow manage to get your own blog get infected with malware. Truly a multi dollar company, I mean, i can see why you rely on UGC to make things for you all the time. And yet you still manage to fuck something up with every update. Congratulations. Yall want these mfs to fix kensei, but they’re probably gonna make wizard DC bug when they fix kensei. Yall want these mfs to add an auction house, but all I see is a new dupe method. Yall want these mfs to buff assassin, all I see is them adding a shitty little wismod.
I know you are saying “Bacon stfu, at least theyre updating the game. Stop crying stop malding stop seething.”. Yeah they are, and I obviously know they are. The thing is, Kabam didn’t give a flying fuck and let everyone know about it. Deca are acting like they care, but we all know that they don’t This facade theyre putting up is insufferable. You acquired a dying game and your multi dollar headass made it die even more. At this point they’re just milking it until it dies for good. It’s very clear from the amount of shit packages and the stupid mother fucking battle pass, that they are doing exactly just that.
And yes, I said multi dollar, not multi million. I’m insulting deca if you didn’t catch my drift.
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My experience with support:
I had a video of me, dc’ing from o3 as he died. I uploaded it to google drive, and, clearly, I was really pissed, because I at the time, was bad at o3. So a complete meant a lot ESPECIALLY SINCE THIS WAS THE COMPLETE I NEEDED FOR 1/5. And tbh, this garbage shouldn’t even be happening. How the fuck an entire osanc gets a dc, i have no idea.
So this is the message get back:
"Hello !
I apologize for the issues you have encountered, but we do our best to assist players with their requests. We treat our players with respect, and we expect the same in return. Please feel free to contact us once you are ready to have a productive and civilized conversation.
Regards,
Valsined"
I had a minute long video of me walking around a disconnected O3, with the RL talking, and this is what they hit me back with? I mean, I know it’s not the support’s fault, but… just give me my complete for fucks sake.
I said:
"you treat the players with respect so you give me a copy paste message after disconnecting the entire o3? Nice fucking excuse and great PR yall have. Give me my exalt, and give me my mark. "
They reply:
"Hello !
I apologize for the issues you have encountered, but we do our best to assist players with their requests. We treat our players with respect, and we expect the same in return. Please feel free to contact us once you are ready to have a productive and civilized conversation.
Regards,
Valsined"
I said:
"im not looking for a civilised conversation. I’m looking for a compensation."
And then after that I finally got my mark, and my complete. By then, I already beat o3 like 4 more times, so I was literally just like, wow. And that’s just one time I had to interact with their support.