Corrupt-a-Wish

#2175

Granted. It tasted good. You forgot to pay though, and you’re under arrest.

I wish to win a Deca Art Contest with a shitty skin that I made in 5 minutes.

#2176

You win last place

I wish for less REEeEEEee

#2177

good

Granted, now it’s replaced with YEAAAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII :grimacing:

I wish sus.

#2178

Granted…but it’s actually sas!

I wish I could actually step on the M83

#2179

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#2180
#2181

granted but the game gets revived 3 years later

I wish I had some chocolate

#2182

granted but its Hershey’s Tropical Chocolate.

I wish for a sandwich.

#2183

Granted! However, it is rock-flavoured.

I wish I could share more of this delicious Lindor chocolate with y’all.

#2184

Joke’s on you! I love rock flavor!

As for your wish, that is granted. However, you change your mind and don’t share the chocolate with any of us, except maybe Xaklor if she didn’t like the Tropical Chocolate.

I wish for another rock flavored sandwich!

#2185

Granted, but you lose the ability to taste

I wish for poverty to disappear.

#2186

Granted, all poor people immediately die

I wish the sky was actually green instead.

#2187

granted, but you suddenly contract a rare and hyper-specific form of colorblindness that makes you see it exactly the way it was before the change.

I wish for 30$

#2188

Granted!
…in the form of a single thirty dollar bill. Not sure if you can exchange that ;3

I wish I could reprogram my DNA.

#2189

granted, you are now capable of doing so but don’t know how

I wish for a set of pajamas that never get dirty so I can wear them forever

#2190

granted, but they’re 10 sizes too small

i wish for a playstation multi tap

#2191

Granted; however, its energy consumption is so high that you’d need approximately the strength of two nuclear power plants to keep it running…for 12 seconds.

I wish I could pet more cats.

#2192

granted, your chances of coming across a cat are now tripled but each time you pet a cat then a different cat dies

i wish things were cheaper

#2193

Granted! However, “things” only includes:

  • snake oil (all prices -20%)
  • bread baked on wednesdays between 5 and 6 pm (15¢ off)

I wish I could transform myself and others.

#2194

Granted, but if you ever transform someone else and they aren’t satisfied you lose the ability and turn into bowling ball

I wish for the ability to teleport