Corrupt-a-Wish

#2818

Granted, you die.

I wish I had a clean carpet.

#2819

OUR carpet. USSR Forever Strong.

I wish for more doggo memes and more rapid liquid uploads (dont take my doggos away or fite me)

#2820

Granted, I dont take ur doggos away. they leave by themselves because they hate you
I wish for more wishes

#2821

Not granted, as I won’t be learning another East Asian language any time soon.

I’m sorry what?

#2822

yes

i wish for a peaceful rest of this year… and you do too.

#2823

granted, we shall both be peacefully 6 feet under for the rest of this year… and the rest of eternity

i wish for xaklor to give me moar nostrils

#2824

granted but I’m actually into feet these days instead so you also get 17 more feet on the end of each leg

I wish for feet pics

#2825

you have proof that bigfoot exists. the government doesnt like that.

what if i had moar doggo? jk… unless?

#2826

Granted. You now have an additional 1/3 of a dog.

I wish for a Candyland rework.

#2827

Granted, but now the loot from CLand bosses consists solely of gumballs and tier 3 rings.

Not granted, as I won’t be learning another East Asian language any time soon.

I wish Google translate was the only way of translating between languages.

#2828

the candyland rework brings me the other 2/3 of my doggo and a wormhole fuser. i spawn wormholes and fuse my doggo together, bringing him to life :slight_smile:

even more doggo? no? what about more decker transparency with players like lootboxes

#2829

Granted, now no one can communicate with each other because Google Translate is so janky.

Granted, but now no one plays because the numbers are bullshit.

I wish for natural night vision

#2830

Granted, but first you have to eat a carrot encased in 24 karat gold.

I wish for some water.

#2831

Granted! It’s in your lungs.

I wish for Xak to stop being obsessed with body parts and instead find a more regular interest, such as bookshelves slathered in honey, containing exactly 14 copies of Pride and Prejudice, 5 of which have an upside-down rotated cover.

#2832

Granted! Except Xak’s regular interest is honey slathered in bookshelves, containing 0% pride and prejudice but 186% communist manifesto, 70% of which have exactly 34 pages missing

I wish for my statement above to actually make some sort of sense

#2833

that wish is impossible to grant

I wish I didn’t have homework that was due tomorrow

#2834

Granted, the teacher of the class that has homework due got shot in the face! Congrats you’ve been let off :confetti_ball: :confetti_ball: :confetti_ball:

I wish coronavirus actually just cured cancer

#2835

granted, but its doesn’t exist anymore.

I wish I was funny

#2836

Granted, you are funny looking.

I wish I was omniscient

jk I already am!

#2837

wait how did you know i was thinking that