Corrupt-a-Wish

#2858

Granted, but both yourself and NyanGamer get covered in ketchup.

I wish I had some of these for breakfast:

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#2859

Granted! However, the honey coating is acidic and melts your face off.

I wish I could understand how the heck quickSorts work

#2860

granted, but somehow, unexpectidly you die

I Wish to have a colo sword irl

#2861

granted but you receive it point first in your heart, and die

I wish I was good at making pixel art

#2862

granted, but you could never share your pixel arts, so you grow so lonely you commit suicide

I wish to not die in rotmg

#2863

granted, but you are trash at every other game and you are permabanned from rotmg

I wish more people used semicolons

#2864

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I wish for dibz to be white star and have a great rotmg experience

#2865

granted, a play named dibz is now a white star and has a great rotmg experience. unfortunately, they last played 4 years ago https://www.realmeye.com/player/dibz

I wish I could have a wish irl

#2866

Granted, but that also gets corrupted…

I wish for people to not hate jojo

#2867

granted, jojo doesn’t exist
I wish I actually knew what jojo was so I didn’t feel dumb in conversations like this

#2868

Granted. Jo Jo’s bizzare adventure is an 8 part long anime. each part feature’s a main character that is named jo jo (jonathan joestar, jotaro kujo, etc.). the main villain for parts 1 and 3 is DIO, Jonathan Joestar’s half-brother who rejected his humanity and became an immortal vampire thing. in part 1, he steals Jonathan’s body and survives 100 years untill part 3, where jontahans great great great-somehting grandson, Jotaro Kujo, uses stands (basically buff spirits that fight for you) to finally kill DIO. part 4 and part 5 is wierd, but parts 1-3 are all you need to know.

I wish for an admin sword.

#2869

granted, but your brother takes your account and suicides it

I wish for infinite white bags

#2870

Granted; they contain an entire 8 hp pots! what a deal!

I wish everyone had a 3rd person view.

#2871

granted, but the lagg it causes beaks the earth open and kills every1

I wish for Dibz to die

#2872

Why would you wish death on someone you’ve barely just heard of?

If this wish comes true, all of your loved ones will die within the week. Do you still wish this to happen?

I wish for you to have better spelling and grammar

#2873

granted, but you spend your whole life studying it, and you’ve only acomplished it by the time you only have 1 hour left to live

I Wish for an Undertale dungeon

#2874

Granted, but when you enter the dungeon, you have a BAD TIME and ragequit ROTMG.
Looks like you’ll just have to go for an almost* genocide route…

I wish for the ability to induce any kind of radioactive decay in any material i want on demand.

#2875

granted, but whenever you use it, you also radioactivly decay.

I wish for the spambots in the nexus to be gone

#2876

Granted, but whenever you go online, you periodically send messages advertising rwt sites. As you are the only one advertising the sites because of your wish, you are quickly singled out and permabanned.

I wish for false vacuum decay to begin somewhere in the universe within the next 100 years.

#2877

Granted, but all further wishes about Decay are banned from this thread.

I wish for Toastrz to ora ora