Granted, you now work for Ikea.
I wish for an angry rhinoceros to appear in the bedroom of the person who replies to this.
Granted, you now work for Ikea.
I wish for an angry rhinoceros to appear in the bedroom of the person who replies to this.
Granted, but itâs a 1 day old baby rhinoceros whoâs still angry about the misfortune of being birthed.
I wish that @Seelpit would take my baby rhino. I donât know what Iâd do with it that wasnât illegal and that Iâd regret doing, in more ways than one.
Granted! However, Seelpit is actually just a computer AI, existing only on rotmg and the realmeye forums, and the rhino is withdrawn from reality and placed into purgatory forever.
I wish for a large pepperoni pizza.
granted, but then I swallow it whole in one gulp. itâs mighty impressive to watch but now youâre down 1 pizza
I wish I had a bigger bedroom
Granted, but the rhino still doesnât like the size and leaves it in a wreck.
I wish for a helicopter.
Granted. Itâs made out of dust, and floats away in the breeze following your next breath.
I wish I could actually dedicatedly eat all the chocolate Iâve been gathering for so long.
granted, but. Nani!? the chocolate is the work of an enemy stand user! wish you luck
I wish I didnât have to make this wish for you.
(itâs not even the first time, either!)
Granted, youâre all turned into 6 inch plushies and added to my collection
I wish I could purr irl
Granted! Not only can you purr, but you also become increasingly more desperate for physical affection, and you will generally find yourself more on peopleâs laps - despite your obvious non-cat size - and returning affection with soft headbutts. And you also grow cat ears and a tail.
I wish I had a lifesize super soft Walrein plush that I could cuddle whenever Iâm stressed.
Granted, but your plush also sometimes gets stressed and cuddles you at inconvenient times.
I wish my water bottle never runs out of water while Iâm drinking from it, and otherwise acts like a normal bottle.
Granted! The rate of filling while drinking (and thus, pouring) is 37 liters per second. I hope you like sharing your water with everyone in close proximity to you.
I wish 2021 wonât be as bad as 2020.
Granted, but its full of right-wing strawman poltical stuff.
I wish for better social skills.
Granted, but it requires that you completely detach yourself from digital devices and get out into the world and making yourself uncomfortable, with lots of bumbling among the way trying to practice those social skills.
I wish⌠erm, I wish⌠blast it all. A pox be on these cursed wishes. Literally cursed at least half the time.
I wish that you, the reader, would offer me at least 4 healthy sized paragraphs about a story/movie you love, under the condition that you have to corrupt it into something a little different for our amusement.
Granted. I offer you an at least 4 paragraph review about a story/movie I love, and you decline.
I wish for a hug.
Granted! The air hugs you.
I wish I had a tail to help keep my balance and to better indicate my mood.
Granted, its 9 metres long and constantly gets squeezed in doors
I wish I could consume as much coffeine as a I wanted to without any negative consequences.