Corrupt-a-Wish

#1995

@Xaklor
Wish GRANTED!

I wish I could make bacon like a rented mule.

(Wanted to reply to Brunear, but you were faster and I forgot to un-reply, so now you’re tagged…)

#1996

I don’t understand…

I wish for LURDULDR (Left is up, right is down, up is left, down is right)

#1997

Nobody understood that statement, so no wish granted for you! Oh, did you know that somewhere in the world, a duck is watching you? No, not doing anything to harm you, just watching you. Watching you sleep. Wanting to be with you while you sleep. Mindblown! Wait, your head has already blown up, and the janitor and sharks had beaten your decapitated body. Well, the rest of your body rots away, and all that is left is your skeleton.

I wish for a nice April Fool’s prank.

#1998

Granted.
NOT granted. April Fools!

I wish for the oryx chicken to stay for a long time.

#1999

Granted, but all it ever drops are t1,2,and 3 items.

I wish for 12 free character slots

#2000

Ohhh you’re one of those people! Alright, twelve free character slots, coming right up. Too bad that you didn’t specify which game, and I just automatically assumed that it is the crappy game I coded in ten seconds! Now, gg you, now be a good victim; you walk, trip, and fall down your staircase. You survive the fall, but then a piano also falls down and lands on you, killing you instantly.

I wish for another vault chest in RotMG.

#2001

Granted but it can only hold T1 items

I wish for a wish I can use to wish for a wish, that I could use to wish for a wish, that I could use to wish for a wish, that I could use to wish for a wish, that I could use to wish for a wish, that I could use to wish for a wish, that I could use to wish for a wish, that I could use to wish for a wish.

#2002

Granted but you overloaded wishes giving you disability to saying “wish” in every sentence you say.

I wish for a cake

#2003

granted but it tastes like sewage

I wish for chocolate

#2004

Granted, but it melts so you can’t eat it.

I wish for milk (not poison)

#2005

granted but its Baneserpent Venom

I wish for free stuff

#2006

Granted but they’re minor defense rings

I wish for a bracer :frowning:

#2007

granted but its a nile

I wish for a handful of wishes

#2008

Granted but it only adds 1+ DEF
I wish for mad robe

#2009

Granted but they’re the words “wishes”

(you got ninja’d buddy)

I wish ninjas didn’t exist

#2010

Granted but they change to samurais
I wish for good good luck on my new account

#2011

granted but you cant go into dungeons or get white bags

I wish for more items

#2012

Granted but it’s kendo sticks
I wish for skjdbdjdjdjxksksndkdkdncjcfmdndkdjdm

#2013

granted but its skjdbdjdjdjxksksndkdkdncjcfmdndkdjdn instead
(look at the end if you don’t see the difference)

I wish for no misspelled words in the next post

#2014

Granted but I mispel my gramer
I shiw rof doog tool