Spanish is a language.
Juan is the Spanish version of the English name John.
John and Jason are both English names that begin with “J” and end with “N”.
Jason is Shatter’s first name.
Bell to The Holocaust
Spanish is a language.
Juan is the Spanish version of the English name John.
John and Jason are both English names that begin with “J” and end with “N”.
Jason is Shatter’s first name.
Bell to The Holocaust
Bell is the first part of a pepper
Some peppers are spicy
Spicy powder is used in gases
Gases killed people in Holocaust
Bannana => China sea
Bannana plays Realm of the Mad God by connecting to the internet.
The internet is controlled by satellites.
There are also satellites above the Chinese Sea.
Blastoise —> OneShot
Blastoise is a Water-type.
Dewgong is also a Water-type.
Dewgong can learn Sheer Cold.
Sheer Cold will, if it’s successful, one-shot any Pokémon.
Law of Conservation of Mass to Nuka Cola.
I know what the Law of Conservation of Mass is.
But I don’t know what the fuck Nuka Cola is.
Brains ------------> Shaxasno
Nuka Cola is pretty much Coca Cola, but in Fallout.
The brain allows people to feel emotion.
Knights are emotionless and only know how to say “lel xD ppe btw”.
Shaxasno is obsessed with Knights.
Beer bottle to Bugles
lel xd im ppe is said by scrubs
scrubs remind me of shrubs
shrubs grow in a garden
bellas garden drops gentleman skin
gentleman skin makes you a gentleman
the moon to purple archer
giving your teacher an apple is traditional.
apples are food.
beef is food.
beef is made from cows.
unicorn to canoe
A unicorn is a mythical creature.
The Loch Ness Monster is also a mythical creature.
The Loch Ness Monster is supposedly found in Loch Ness.
Loch Ness is a body of water.
You use a canoe to traverse water.
Paint to Dog
Pikachu’s an Electric-type.
Arceus is an Electric-type while holding either the Zap Plate or Electrium-Z.
Arceus is God.
Toilet paper to blanket.
Wait really?
Never had an arceus
Toilet paper is in your restroom
You use the restroom daily (hopefully)
You sleep daily (hopefully)
You use blankets to sleep.
Pikachu to BMJ
It was originally just the Zap Plate, but I guess you can use Electrium-Z now.
You can give Pikachu Protein to make it swole.
BMJ is swole.
Deodorant to Nvidia GTX 1080
I knew zap plate worked, but never had an arceus to test out electrium Z (not that I have pokebank either >.>)
Deodorant doesn’t stink
Neither does the Nvidia GTX 1080
Logic to memes
Logic consists of 5 letters
So does funny
iFunny is a site for shitposts
Shitposts can also be found on Tumblr
There are also memes on Tumblr
Candy-Coated Armor to Tentabulge.
CC is made of candy
Furries eat candy
They say “owo what’s this” when they notice your bulge
Octopus tentacles sometimes have bulges, hence “tentabulge”
Steel Beam -> Anime
Steel Beams are hard
Hard and hot have h in them
Anime girls are hot
Anime girls are found in anime.
Lays to Folders
Lays are chips.
Poker uses chips.
Poker uses money.
Money buys things.
Folders are a thing.
OB to memes