i smash the computer.
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[Forum Game] Keep the Cookie (merged)
Since you guys must be moving so fast to get so far away, special relativity says that you are all very small. I hire an alien to step on you and take the cookie
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I was not moving at the speed of light so I am larger than the alien. He can only step on my foot, in which chase I laugh and punch it to death. Therefore, I never lost the cookie
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I ask for a cookie for christmas and the real santa takes it from you and gives it to me.
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As I huddle in the side of a back alley, I spectate all that goes on here. I see the murders, the theft, the explosions over who has the real cookie. Even the most upright of realmeye civilians, yes, even those of the highest council of moderators, have fallen over in greed or this small chocolate-chip delight. As Chrismas draws near, I find myself… drifting off… to sleep…
…As I dream, I dream of a world coated with doughy fields, Where sugar is mass- excavated from quarries, then caremelised over a great open fire, and brought into the temple of cookie. I hurry to the quarry, eager to begin praises to the cookie. I have no pickaxe. I hit the dough with my hands, tearing it apart for some substance to caramelise. All I find, is dust. I ask around, pleading to borrow other’s sugar, but none i given to me. I jump into the open fire, desparate to catch some of the sugar as is caramelises, but it slips through my fingers before I can stop it.
I enter the temple, with no sacriface for the cookie. I am accused a heritic; nobody listens to my cry of innocence. As I wake up…
I realise…
this cookie, that everyone is after…
can never be…
my cookie.
I read this entire post, which pleases the cookie gods. They grant me the real cookie.
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I go back in time 10 trillion years, make the first cookie and mass produce them.
Everyone’s
But mostly my
I pull a genghis khan, and as I do so I steal all the cookies and destroy them, except for my indestructible cookie.
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Your bunker has a nuclear warhead dropped on it, killing you. I take the cookie from your corpse.
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The cookie is very unstable and irradiated from the nuke, and you get very sick. I use a Rad-Away on the cookie and take it from you while you aren’t looking.
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