ONE SHOT WITH A KENDO STICK?!?!?
Liar liar pants on fire!
(Quite literally, I did so myself)
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[Forum Game] Keep the Cookie (merged)
Nameness
#1435
Madboychan
#1438
But then I use my new Necromancer set that I just posted go check it out⊠and i spam you with the skull and heals enough health to revive myself, not how the set works btw anyway
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Nameness
#1443
Well I hire Cookie Monster to grab and eat your cookie and then regurgitate it into my hand.
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GBSlayer
#1446
Summary
`What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iâll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iâve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iâm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youâre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatâs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little âcleverâ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnât, you didnât, and now youâre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youâre fucking dead, kiddohat the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? Iâll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and Iâve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and Iâm the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. Youâre fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and thatâs just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little âdesuâ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now youâre desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. Youâre fucking desu, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Iâll have you know I graduated top of Japan and Iâm responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and Iâm the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the fuck out in a method that you canât even comprehend, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youâre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and thatâs just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little âcleverâ statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you fucking tounge. But you couldnât, you didnât, and now youâre paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youâre fucking dead, kiddo.What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Iâll have you know I graduated top of Japan and Iâm responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and Iâm the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the fuck out in a method that you canât even comprehend, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youâre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and thatâs just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little âcleverâ statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you fucking tounge. But you couldnât, you didnât, and now youâre paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? Iâll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and Iâve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and Iâm the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. Youâre fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and thatâs just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. Youâre fucking dead, nikka.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? Iâll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and Iâve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. Youâre fucking pwnâd, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatâs just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little âcleverâ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnât, you didnât, and now youâre getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragonâs Breath all over you and you will burn in it. Youâre fucking pwnâd, faggot.
Are you kiddAre you kidding me you little piece of shit iâll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and iâve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations iâm trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak iâm checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOUâRE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and thatâs just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldnât youâre fucking dead kiddo
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? Iâll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and Iâve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and Iâm the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. Youâre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and thatâs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little âcleverâ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldnât, you didnât, and now youâre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. Youâre fucking dead, kiddo.
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DaurknissX
#1447
But suddenly, you canât move! You have been put in stasis by my mystic who I brought back from the dead. I stroll over and take the cookie while the mystic keeps you stasised.
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DaurknissX
#1451
At long last, you have the cookie. Tasty, Scrumptious cookie⊠You take a biteâŠ
Eugh. Tastes like cardboard. Wait - THIS ISNâT A COOKIE!
As it turns out, when Laserquest gave me the cookie, I replaced it with a duplicate made from cardboard. So, for 49 posts, youâve been chasing the WRONG COOKIE.
Been my all this time, making me the longest holder with 50 posts
DANMONEY
#1452
Unfortunately, uve been tripple jebaited and the cookie you have is not real either. I still have it 
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Nameness
#1453
Yeah the cookie @Laserquest have you is fake, but my rocket launcher is real (ta ta, @DANMONEY)
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