[Forum Game] Keep the Cookie (merged)

#1855

Wait… Didn’t we already lose the real cookie a while again? We’re no longer playing keep THE cookie but rather playing keep A cookie

#1856

We lost THE cookie when OB deleted it from existence

btw still my :cookie:

#1857

I steal thine :cookie: and obliterate it from existence.

#1858

You had a fake cookie!

I take the real cookie and remove you from existence.

<TROLLDLLR has died at level 1858, killed by admin>

#1859

Deca bans you for impersonating an admin, and award me the cookie for being the one to find you out.
My :cookie:

#1860

I secretly had all of the admins’ credentials, I ban every fourmer and delete all of their data from the database.

My :cookie:

#1861

When you deleted all of the data, you deleted the cookies too.

I bake a new cookie and a decoy cookie as well. You have a 50% chance of gettin the real cookie (discobot roll 1d2, you need a 2)

#1862

Instead of relying on luck I steal both cookies from you. I then hide the cookie in my collection of fake cookies, making it almost impossible to find.

My :cookie:

#1863

I take a cookie. Doesn’t matter which one, because any cookie makes me happy.

In fact, I take many cookies to share! Everyone has a cookie!

Our :cookie: s

#1864

But they’re fake cookies :thinking:

My :cookie:

#1865

Fake or not, they still are tasty and bring happiness to all.

Keep that :cookie: because we all have one too!

#1866

Even if they’re tasty and bring happiness to all, they aren’t cookies. So I am still the only one with a cookie.

My :cookie:

#1867

I punch you in the face and steal the cookie. My :cookie:

#1868

I punch your face in the face in retaliation and steal the cookie back.

My :cookie:

#1869

I elbow you in the face and take the cookie while you take a nosebleed. My :cookie:

#1870

I slap you in the face and take the cookie. My :cookie:

#1871

I kick you in the face and liberate the cookie.
My :cookie:

(SEPTEMBER 10: COOKIE LIBERATION DAY)

#1872

I steal the cookie by faking you out. my :cookie:

#1873

I tackle you and steal the cookie.
My :cookie:

#1874

I eat you out and steal your :cookie: