Part 2
Sorcerer Puppet
“Good luck finding my tiny-ass spellbombs that can one shot your PPE if you weren’t looking close enough!”
Cyclops God
“My moat is so broken and incomprehensible that you’re better off trying to solve the AI Escargot before you’re able to find a way into my castle that isn’t the main entrance. While you’re out there, fuming over the unobtainable loot and dungeons that dropped in my closed-off waters, I’ll be safe in here, laughing heartily at your misfortunes. You’re lucky that I even HAVE a drop now, but what are the chances of you actually getting it?”
All of the Magic Woods enemies
“Well, we have all of these enemies for this dungeon, but how do we make them a tough opponent for players?”
“I don’t know, how about we just fucking put a million of them in one place so if anyone wanders into the wrong area they get bumrushed, hallucinated, silenced, and spellbombed simultaneously?”
The Keyper
Lord forgive me for what I’ll do when I find the person who created you.
Post-update Skuld
I don’t have anything clever to say here, just fuck you. Your boss fight is probably the most annoying in any dungeon I’ve ever done. You’re the sole reason I hardly ever run cems anymore.