one day during new years, i had gotten a fire sword and a fire dagger. not knowing that they were used for different classes, i only looked at the stats. im like hmm fire sword does more damage. so i threw away the fire dagger feelsbadman (this was like 4 years ago)
Noob stories
Plveuk
#42
some kid i knew found out you could crash a realm by dropping a bag on the top left corner of a sprite world and he told everyone he knew about it
Exiniu
#45
Back when Ammys were the shiz, i got one from a Duper for free (pretty cool) I was in love with the Archer back then so i sold it for a Covert and t10 hide.
Issk
#46
I never wanted to speak of it butā¦ My first 8/8 (knight) got a conflict. I always carried it around and when skull shrines died. Id just yell āCONFLICTāā¦ Wellā¦ I died with it in a abbys of demons. It still pains me to this day thats how my first event white went.
MandyS
#47
I took a break from playing, and when I came back there were pets. For some reason I thought that pets could only be fed āfoodā-type items, not anything and everything, so I farmed woodland labyrinths for the speed sprouts because they were leaves. Took ages to level up my pets, and I had no idea about proper fusing or which abilities were what. All that wasted fameā¦
Falth
#48
Halloween 2014: (back when I was a dark blue)
The new skins came out and everything and the tinkerer had an alchemist token up so I grinded HOURS, for a few spd to buy a tarot. Then I did the alchemist and one of my choices was the Frankensteinās monster skin. I got so excited that I might pick it. And what do you know I got it. Not knowing how much this skin really was worth, I sold it for a lil red skin.
Yes, that actually happened. (Now I actually do have Frankenstein skin, Bought it for 4 ubhps)
BurnixOne
#49
Telling my friends how i died to pure evil and then we do an avatar together and i got confused and died to pure evil again while they were there. 
Skorker
#50
Still currently a noob here:
2/8 pally (max def and dex), keep this in mind 30 def drunk.
In discord with a couple of friends, (shoutout to zackyjt and anttike)ā¦ Theyāre doing some retarded stuff with like each doing a ppe btw lel xd, and theyāre making memes about getting white bags from pcaves (theyāre autistic donāt judge). Anttike says he gets a white bag, a dirk. Since Iām oblivious to whats going on since Iāve just been farming UDLās and snake pits for wis and spd, I think heās just gotten a dirk of cronus.
Fast forward two mins and this fucker tells me to check discord because he feeds the dirk. I tab out to discord to check, and I see him feeding a regular dirk, cool waste of time, now Iām pissed. Come back to realm, I just diedā¦ To a pit snakeā¦ on a max def pally. KMS
Yes this happened recently, yes I hate myself, yes give me fri itenz
ZackyJT
#52
First time playing again after a long 5 years, Iām a 1/8 Wizzy, max def, Just bought all my gear and Iām broke af with nothing left.
Go do a couple sprite worlds, and max Dex, And get an EP, Bored so I run around midlands with the ep killing whatever that pops up.
THEN A SWARM OF MUFUHIN A MILLION GRAY BLOBS GO YOU CAME INTO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, and I die and rage quit, go to bed, wake up feeling bad then start playing that night, I make a throwaway Wizzy and grind Glands until 4 def, Buy my gear then go into a small server with no people in Glands, so I run to glands, and as soon as I reach Midlands GRAY BLOBS BACK AT AGAIN Oof Oof Oof Plays Sad Violin music on discord, Rage quits
Mayonnais
#54
~~~ 1st Story ~~~
I was out with my PPE that I made a week agoā¦
My friends ( Aka ā¦ old guildies ) Invited me to a shatts
so I accepted the offer and went with my PPE sorcā¦
and I got a gemstone on that ppeā¦
The next day I went to max it out and try to get topsā¦
I was rushing towards O2 with only a 0/8 Sorc that is
slow as a turtleā¦ I then got drunken and slowed and confused
then ended up insta poppin in that crowd of oxryās Minionsā¦
~~~ 2nd Story ~~~
Sooo after that death with my Sorc , I took a 1 hour break
then continue to playā¦ I then wanted to make a new character
but not knowing what. So I played a gameā¦ What ever top I get
from O2 is the hero class I will do!
So there I was with my mystic rushing towards O2 once more!
When suddenly the same thing happened but instead I was
Confused and slowedā¦ As a mystic I thought I could handle it
with my stasisā¦ but I ended up being to confident and losing
that 6/8 Mystic ā¦ Iām so fucking retarded 
~~~ 3rd Story ~~~
This one isnāt long or about deathsā¦
The noobest thing that I have ever done
was to go to the trading server and trying
to buy an oreo and spent over 3 hours till
I realized my mistake xD
Predatrr
#55
Spending 20 minutes running to get to the fabled āgodlandsā where you can farm exp like no tomorrow (I was level 2) and nexusing constantly. I didnāt know there was such a magical teleport button.
HerpDerryO
#56
The āOP GEARā story
So, back when I thought archer was good even without dbow, I was on a hunt for a good bow. I kept spare t4 bows and below in my vault, and when my friend got a t10 bow while merching(he sold 2 def for it xd xd), I wanted it. So I paid him 5$ irl and he gave me the bow. Less than 30 minutes of me walking around midlands shooting it, someone called ācrystalā I was like: āWtf is that?ā, so I tped, and i saw this scary looking monster (crystal prisoner), but ofc i had nothing to worry about as it died in 0.5 seconds. I saw a pcave portal, and I was like: āsick, pcave gives lots of loots (my friend told me that bs)ā, and went in. I was using a 45 degree angle, and because of that, i ran face first into evil water andā¦yeap.
I paid 3 dollars for a golden bow from a friend which died at level 17 trying to get into a sprite world XD XD
āāhow to get to oryx?āā story
Yes, I wanted to see that final endgame boss. My friend(the one that sold me t10 bow for 5$) said you had to kill every enemy on the realm, while i said you had to kill all the quests (mine was right).
So we got into a huge arguement, each trying to prove each other wrong. We didnāt know about realmeye, so I decided to run to every quest and he tried clearing everything.
Took hours, didnāt realize enemies respawned.
we both gave up XD
RomanYT
#57
[quote=āHerpDerryO, post:56, topic:14266ā]
So I paid him 5$ irl and he gave me the bow.
[/quote] RWT confirmed.
BLUbeans
#59
Back in the day, my very first character was an archer. I had managed to get my hands on a tier 9 staff, and was very excited. Then, I read the description.
The next day at school, I talked to my friend who had gotten me into the game.
āHey, you know the tier 9 staff?ā
āYeah.ā
āMine says it only has two shots, how do you reload?ā
ThemWolfs
#60
so im just gonna take these screenshots and let it speak for it self
sorry for bad qual, could only upload one picture so i had to klip together and screen again