Bilgewater’s pirates have more high-tech gear and utilities, but act and dress like pirates for the hell of it. Not many pirates have dental plans and 401ks.
And it might not be good to put Coral Juice on minions, or they just might end up copulating with each other.
John Bilgewater, and his birthday
Author’s Notes: Interesting enough, Dreadstump lost his left and, but Bilgewater lost his right. Hope Bilgewater was a natural lefty
Please tell me that we get the normal, undistorted view of Jon jumping out naked. And Rhea’s reaction.
What? Its just an ordinary - OH MY GOODNESS
Author’s Notes: I can thank @BaraBlazer for the idea… excuse me while I go replace my eyes
Ahh, pass me a shot of that bleach too, lad. I didn’t expect hairy full bod shot. Also, Rhea switching eyepatch side to close the eye she used to see is attention to detail!
Deceit and trickery… the traits of the REAL Pirate King!
Author’s Notes: 400 pages in… and just about halfway through the story… damn. Also, to anyone asking how Dreadstump got his clothes back on, its best he just did.
Hmmm I’m guessing that our friend has something in his sleeve. In game, their stat difference is just astronomical.
Courage or Foolishness?
Author’s Notes: I guess Dreadstump forgot why he even ventured out.
Dreadstump and his big mouth.
Author’s Notes: 800 HP vs 96.000 HP… hope he doesn’t get hit.
That sword spark is top notch. Let’s see if Stumpy can pull his own weight in the persuasion dep
That takes the cake!
Author’s Notes: Not sure I’d want to eat a cake that had an unwashed hairy man in it.
Rhea KICK! Well, now both of them are in poor favors. Eh, heroes are in poor favor as default anyways.
So the question is: roll for persuasion or intimidation
He heals with his PARROT BARRIER. I guess its true about watching parrot and birb videos online, it IS healthy!
20,000 fathoms
Author’s Notes: Thar be one more pirate king they forget about, but he already be dead…
