Corrupt-a-Wish

#889

Granted, but after you get them, ants swarm you and eat them.

I wish for a Butterbeer

#890

I was going to give you the breadsticks but i got hungry on the wayā€¦

i wish for a pet penteract.

#891

Granted but your account gets hacked and they release your pet pentaract

I wish for cancer @Trofimowen

#892

Denied because you already have plenty of it on these forums

I wish that i didnā€™t make this wish.

#893

then in that caseā€¦

granted you die of brain cancer

I wish for less stupid wishes

#894

Granted, but everything else on the forum becomes more cancer-ish

I wish for Santa to become real

#895

granted, you are now stalked 24/7 by a fat man in a red suit who arbitrarily decides whether or not you are a ā€œgood personā€ with no one to contest his ruling.

I wish for a bucket

#896

Granted, but it has a hole in the bottom

I wish for a cookie

#897

granted but this happens

I wish for another bucket

#898

Granted, but it is a salt bucket, and dissolves into whatever you put in it.

I wish for Xaklor to stop wishing about buckets

#899

Granted, now Im wishing for them

Guess what I wish for?

#900

Your wish remains pending - Iā€™ll transfer you to one of my clients

As for now, in the next 4 days you will receive 1 hour of terrible luck - unknown time.

I wish to beat a G rank Tigrex in MHFU but instead of getting the rare item, I get the ā€˜less rareā€™ item - The Hvy fang in-particular c:

#901

Granted, you beat a G rank Tigrex in MHFU, and get a ā€˜less rareā€™ item, but it is the Light fang, and it deals -10000 damage, meaning you actually heal enemies.

I wish for a tacocat

#902

u get one but i eat it

i wish for a good company to buy rotmg

#903

Granted

Although it happened several months ago

(also, ty for the Tigrex wish fundjembe - the armour was actually useless however - canā€™t get rid of demonic protection on itā€¦ Fuck)

I want a refund on my shitty armour

#904

granted but then the gnomes take the refund money

I wish for gnome dominance

#905

granted, but they eat you

I wish I wont get eaten by gnoms

#906

Sure.

No catch!

Just donā€™t let your whim down.

I wish I can dodge valentines day

#907

Sure.
You somehow time travel/warp and dodge valentines day,
but you also dodge every other holiday, and your birthday.
Oh, and you were supposed to meet your soulmate on valentineā€™s day, but, you know, you dodged it soā€¦

I wish for some good speakers

#908

Granted, but he speaks in a dead language and you canā€™t do anything about it

I wish to make this thread great again.