Corrupt-a-Wish

#949

granted, but your superpower is jumping off cliffs

I wish that I could corrupt this wish below this one

#950

Granted, this causes a paradox that destroy the reality

i wish to have a mansion

#951

granted but it has no furniture or fixtures

I wish for 395,445,218 candy canes

#952

Granted but someone misread your wish and gave you 395,445,218 strokes of the cane

Wish for more battery life in my phone

#953

granted but you have to charge it for 20 years first.

I wish I was a Hippo…

#954

Granted, but you already are a Hippo so nothing happend

i wish to have some tranquility for once

#955

Granted, but only once. The rest of your life will be a frenzy.

I wish for a drumstick

#956

Granted, but it’s spoiled

i wish that the next person who makes a wish get the exact opposite of what he/she wish for

#957

granted but you die

I wish that I could do shatters

#958

Granted, but you can only do shatters and nothing else

I wish that I could have some mint chocolate chip ice cream

#959

granted but then I take it because that sounds really good right now

I wish for peppermint candy canes

#960

Granted, but instead you get just the peppermint part

i wish for a paradox

#961

Granted, but it breaks the fabric of time, which restarts, which makes it so that the paradox never existed…wait. Dammit, now there is another paradox!

I wish for a like on this post.

#962

Granted, but you get disliked after.

I wish for Urgles to get buffed

#963

Sure, why not. This can only hurt you. They now always have their things cast armor break, and the things now fly around and aim at you. Have fun.

I wish for no homework ever again.

#964

Granted, but you take quizzes and tests instead of homework.

I wish for an ice cream cake

#965

granted but it melts before you can eat it

I wish for free money

#966

Granted but you get robbed everyday

I wish for my character to never die

#967

granted but you die on all your chars before your wish is granted

I wish for 1029337445734739595973767499535737637647 to be the most popular number in the universe.

#968

Granted but no-one knows how to say it.

I wish for DECA to sell the game to EA so I can pay 20$ for each dungeon as “DLC”