this is so sad 
can we smash that like button like my virginity was smashed by my uncle
Bad jokes
EpicNecros
#412
Xaklor
#413
there are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who can read binary correctly and those who canât
AKLDragon
#418
Jokes anout communism arenât funny unless everyone gets them.
Geology rocks, but geography is where itâs at!
Ban shredded cheese
Make America grate again
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
Some people are wise. Some are otherwise.
Big shout out to my fingers! I can always count on them.
Donât let anyone call you average. Thatâs just mean.
Terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty. But⌠he had a great fall
Celebrate your birthday every year: Scientists have proven that people who celebrate the most birthdays live the longest.
Whatever you do, always give a hundred percent. Unless youâre donating blood.
Never run from an overweight cop, heâs more likely to shoot than to chase you.
Borrow from a pessimist when you need money. They wonât expect it back.
Ilikzerice
#423
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to try Anal.
Her: âFuck that shitâ
Me: âThatâs the spiritâ
Ilikzerice
#427
My wife says sheâs leaving me due to my obsession with porn,
I wish she would see it from my POV.
(yes a rare double post wow)
