JimdaFish's Okey-Dokey PPE Thread


You’re in luck! I can play like, twice a week max.


no, quit your job and become a professional ppe person


It’s been over a week, so I am contractually obligated to post something.

The Tinkerer had some beef with Jon Bilgewater, the Son of Arachna and the big butterfly, so he put some bounties on their heads. Stormrage wanted some of these cool items, so she killed a bunch of stuff.

She had four items she wanted:

  • Predator Bow
  • Squadron Sheathing
  • Bergenia Bow
  • Hollyhock Hide

Sadly, the many woodland labyrinths she fought her way through did not yield a single ST, which was a sizeable disappointment. She did get some assorted other white bags and STs from her ventures into the three dungeons, but none of them were very interesting. Thankfully, the Tinkerer was a bit nicer and gave her the Agents of Oryx stuff.

Didn’t have a good screenshot, sorry

Now, Stormrage did have some chests from the Tinkerer that she wanted to open. The one from the Shatters wasn’t very interesting, just giving some pots. However, one of the Nest chests dropped a white bag! Excited, Stormrage ran to the bag eagerly. “Pleasebeethehelmpleasebeethehelmpleasebeethehelm…”

What followed was a good deal of language which may not be suitable for all audiences.

Saddened by the lack of the item she wanted, our hero decided to express her frustration in a constructive manner: by breaking things she does not like. And she does not like the former head of the Forgotten King’s royal guard.

So that’s just what she decided to destroy, and upon doing so, was rewarded with a rich, red bag full of unknown potential, which could very well be a ubhp:

What a disappointment. Let’s run another Shatters!

Seriously? Okay, let’s try a third:


“Oh, Forgotten King,” Stormrage began as she and her friends landed the last few blows on the future-former possessed ruler and her loot drop ticked down to 38 seconds, “I am sad because I have received only rings of Unbound Attack so far. Please give me something else.”

“Okay” said the King as he exploded and gave her a cool hat:

(feat. @AlphaCroc, though they did not seem to notice)

It fit beautifully.

So now Stormrage’s ring no longer lags behind the rest of her set. This is quite a satisfactory addition in her opinion.

Doesn’t sound like a bad life…


Stop being lucky…


You got a crown after three shatters? Still sitting here with almost 50 shatters where I at least did first boss and only one gemstone.
Edit: not almost 50 at least 50


More like 20 Shatters; that was just my third one of the day.


Ok, that’s fair. Still pretty lucky though, I heard an rl from shatts the other day say he had 800 runs and 2 crowns. He was probably just unlucky tho xd


Crown is a pretty rare drop regardless; this is my first one ever.


shatters is the dungeon where you grind hundreds of runs to get one crown or get multiple in one chain

Edit: chain not run for confusion


Basically rng xd


im too busy noting what a failure i am and why i am doing shatters for pbags on a char that isnt 8/8 and cant get exalts while i should be doing my homework.
also im tired of my characters getting fucked by things outta my control. Today i turned off my computer and my knight ppe still died…
hecc u btw @jimdafish


That happened to me on my first 6/8 knight. I got candies from the calendar and one time I closed the lid of my pc and I still died. This was my first max character and several years ago so I was literally in tears.


Yeah, I’m afraid that closing the lid/turning off the computer isn’t a good way to speedily close the game. If you want a way to do so quickly, I recommend you try using this: The Exalt Oh Shiet Button (for freezes, pop-up windows and when you click off page).

@AlphaCroc I hope your luck turns around soon and that you are still having fun playing the game. I know that this game in particular can be frustrating sometimes, but also remember that it is just a game, and should hopefully be a source of entertainment instead of annoyance.


oh nono i dont think its because closing the pc or whatever… i think i forgot i was playing lmao

but ty <3