Last had sex with: Release 14 Balls o-o
Most of the things in the godlands are pregnant, so after u kill them u go and cut their stomach up and take their egg cells. u take those egg cells and drop them of in your Perv yard. At the perv yard there is a old creepy man, he looks kinda like this
he is gonna take care of your eggs. he keeps your eggs warm untill they hatch. but if he is very hungry he may eat a pet or 2.
If you want a big and healthy pet you have to feed your pet glass swords 
They also eat all other sorts of shit
i usually feed them my home made milk (No cows)
But if they dont drink my milk, i usually feed them some of shreks pee. 
i tell them its apple juice xD
If you find a old bum that asks for money, u gotta brutally kill him with shooting 3 arrows in he’s head, 
After you kill him you take he’s dead body and feed it to your pets.
You ususally want a human eggs. they look like this
when they hatch you will get a baby wearing shorts.
when he grows up he will look like this 
its like a fukin purple pink fukin shit with red fukin eyes
and somehow they heal you, and stuff.
LOOK AT THIS CREEPY BITCH, LOOKS KINDA LIKE AVGN, I DUNNO WTFF KABLUM
