\r\n<\/div> \r\n\"Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!\"<\/i> \r\n \r\nSmall creature, easily killed by a low level character. \r\nEither the dwarves are incredibly foolish, allowing their kings to fight with common infantry and die by the hundreds (this is the most common explanation), or they have simply realized how annoying and useless their drunken nobles are and intentionally send them to die. \r\nOthers speculate that perhaps in dwarf society, anyone wearing a bit of gold jewelry is legally allowed to call himself a king. Either way, the dwarves hate all outsiders, especially humans because their smithing skills are on par with each other. \r\nIt is not commonly known, but the Dwarf King is one of the most misunderstood minions of all. He is actually a gourmet chef, and his favorite dish is the savory, \"axe.\" It tastes like candy.\r\n \r\n