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Dialogue

A list of in-game dialogue, Past or Present, and taunts spoken by enemies of the Realm and characters in the Nexus. Dialogue not spoken anymore is italicized. Dialogue that is not spoken because the character that spoke it has been removed is italicized and bolded. (Please do not italicize text that is still spoken at some point in the game.)

Contents

Nexus Dialogue

The Tinkerer

  • If you can provide me with what I require, I’ll turn it into something new!.
  • Aye, I would fetch the items myself if I were m’same strength a few decades past.

Login Seer

  • Close the door! It is freezing outside.
  • Hello, good to see you’re back!
  • Come back tomorrow for new rewards!

Mystery Box Shop

  • Amaze your friends!
  • Welcome back!
  • Free shipping to your Vault on all Mystery boxes!
  • Surprise yourself with a Mystery Box!
  • Welcome to the Mystery Box Shop!
  • What’s in the box? Find out!
  • We’re here all day to help you get lucky.

Craig the Builder (Pre MOTMG 2020)

  • Dreadstump was sober enough for once to realize the dump he hangs out in. He said something about unloading the rest of his cargo.
  • My cousins who patrol in the midlands are terrified of those big bee hives. I’ve always been a fan of that one scepter, though.
  • I don’t really get what my mom has against you people. You’ve always seemed alright to me, if a bit pushy sometimes.
  • I hear Arachna’s been trying to repurpose her body’s… unique qualities… into a tactical advantage to fool predators. I’ll believe it when I see it.
  • Oryx’s minions have been demanding all sorts of materials from me lately.
  • The goblins Mama Megamoth lives with look a whole lot more like elves, don’t they? Please tell me that’s not just me.
  • Can we fix it?
  • Malphas asked me to buy some spiffier volcanic stone to work with. Thankfully, Red Demons are terrible negotiators
  • So many tasks, so little time!
  • For years I thought Stheno’s vipers were big infinity signs. Y’know like… oh nevermind.
  • Visiting Septavius is just depressing. I get that they’re undead, but why does his place have to look so lifeless?!
  • September 23? Aw, I’m flattered that you remembered my birthday!

Creepy Talking Jack-O-Lantern

Kabam Era:
- …what are you waiting for?…
- …there’s nothing to fear…
- …the cat is hiding under the table…
- …trick or trickster…
- …the spambots are pure evil…
- …join forces to cleanse the realm…
- …look behind you…
- …I’m not evil, just misunderstood…
- …what does the pumpkin say?…
- …wanna see a magic trick?…
- …advice pumpkin says don’t take advice from a pumpkin…
- …blah blah something meaningful…
- …down with pumpkin carving contests!…
- …HI LAR EEEE OUS!…
- …beware The Shatters…
- Happy Halloween!
Modern:
- Happy Halloween!
- If you see my cousin in the realm, say hi for me!
- Look out for those skeletons wandering the realm. They’re spooky AND scary!
- Trick or Trickster!
- The Alchemist sure is taking his sweet time, huh?
- Don’t allow Totalia to accumulate any more bones! Who knows what wicked spell she’ll whip up!
- I hope all those bots don’t try to run through me again.
- Psst! It’s me, Guill! They put me in here every October, but I really don’t mind. I’ve got a nice little bed and everything!
- Apparently Skuld gave the Zombie Horde another shot. As if it accomplished anything the previous years…
- Down with the pumpkin-carving contests!
- Is it a compliment or an insult to have the word ‘Creepy’ in my name?
- Ah, remember the days when I would make dated references to songs from 2013? Good times.
- A deep evil still lingers beyond the realm.

Nexus Crier

  • All items have become temporarily soulbound! This will be changed back to normal soon!
  • Here ye, here ye!
  • Don’t be mean!
  • I’m not fat, I’m big-pixeled!

Sheep

  • baa
  • baa baa

Realm Dialogue

Avatar of the Forgotten King

  • BURN!!
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • LEAVE THIS PLACE!
  • Foolish whelps…leave me be…
  • I must gather my strength…
  • Be consumed by shadow!
  • You show some strength, but your conviction is lacking.
  • EYE see you!
  • I WILL NOT FALL!
  • You shall be food for the ether. Blobs, attack!
  • I shall destroy you!
  • You give me no choice…
  • ACTIVATING PILLAR DEFENSES.
  • Fools, this should take care of you.
  • Destroying me will only serve to bring you closer to death.
  • YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!

Bandit Leader

  • Catch!
  • Forget this… run for it!

Biff the Buffed Bunny

  • You have stolen and broken eggs at your leisure. I will put a stop to this!

Commander Calbrik

  • Atmosphere breach imminent, prepare all units to launch our next assault on this sector!
  • Inhabitants have proven capable of retaliation! Send in the extermination units!
  • Surrender now or be faced with extreme prejudice!
  • Deploy punisher units for full elimination of life!
  • Fine, I’ll do it myself…
  • My ship…RUINED! Attention all units, leave that busted wormhole generator and regroup outside atmosphere immediately!

Crystal Prisoner

  • I’m finally free! Yesss!!!

Crystal Prisoner Clone

  • I am everywhere and nowhere!

Cyclops God

  • Leave my castle!
  • You will be my food, [Player Name]!
  • I will suck the marrow from your bones!
  • More wine!
  • Blargh!!
  • I will floss with your tendons!
  • Die, puny human!
  • I smell the blood of an Englishman!

Deathmage

  • My skeletons will make short work of you.
  • [Player Name], you are no match for my army of undead!
  • [Player Name], you will soon be my undead slave!
  • You will never leave this graveyard alive!
  • More bones for my collection!

Drake Baby

  • Awwwk! Awwwk!

Dwarf King

  • You’ll taste my axe!

Ent Ancient

  • Uhh. So…sleepy…
  • Mmm? Did you say something, mortal?
  • It will be trivial to dispose of you.
  • Little flies, little flies… we will swat you.
  • You are many, yet the sum of your years is nothing.
  • With each attack, I only grow stronger.
  • Little mortals, your years are my minutes.
  • Yes… yes…
  • No axe can fell me!
  • I am the FOREST!
  • YOU WILL DIE!!!
  • How dare you disturb our grove!
  • The forest shall crush you, [Player Name]!
  • In this place, the trees fight back!
  • You chop and you burn… you deserve no mercy!
  • The last man-thing I crushed looked just like you, [Player Name]!
  • You will find no wood for your fires here… only death!
  • You fell ancient trees without remorse; it ends now!

Event Chest

  • The Reward Chest has spawned! It will be Invulnerable for 15 seconds.

Ghost King

  • No corporeal creature can kill my sorrow.
  • Aye, let’s be miserable together.
  • Just you? I guess you don’t have any friends to play with.
  • Such a small party.
  • There’s a MOB of you.
  • What a HUGE MOB!
  • I feel almost manic!
  • Misery loves company!
  • I cannot be defeated while my loyal subjects sustain me!
  • I feel my flesh again! For the first time in a 1000 years I LIVE!
  • Will you release me?
  • You have sapped my energy. A curse on you!
  • I am still so very alone.
  • I do not fear the corporeal
  • Do you think your weapons can hurt me, [Player Name]?
  • My kingdom is long dead, but our spirits drag on.
  • Do not defile our memory of this place!
  • My kingdom was burned to ashes… you can do no worse.
  • There was joy here, once.
  • We have grown lonely over the millenia. Join us, [Player Name].

Ghost Ship

  • Ready…
  • Aim…
  • FIRE!
  • Fire at will!!!

Grand Sphinx

  • You hide like cowards…But you can’t hide from this!

Haunted Spirit

  • XxxXxxxXxXxXxxx
  • Hungry…

Horrid Reaper

  • OOaoaoAaAoaAAOOAoaaoooaa!!!

Kage Kami

  • Kyoufu no kage!
  • You brought this upon yourself!
  • Fear me!!
  • Fear the shadows!
  • You shall pay!!!
  • You shall pay for sullying this hallowed earth!
  • Who dares to desecrate this sacred ground?
  • You dare to desecrate this sacred ground?

Killer Pillar

  • PROTECT THE AVATAR [Said four times in chat to represent each Killar Pillar saying it once]

Leprechaun

  • !

Lich

  • New recruits for my undead army? Wonderful!
  • Time to meet your future brothers and sisters…
  • …it’s a small family, but you’ll enjoy being part of it!
  • … and there’s more where they came from!
  • …there’s a lot of them! Hahaha!!
  • … there’s an ARMY of them! HahaHahaaaa!
  • My minions have stolen your life force and fed it to me!
  • I will eat your soul, (Player Name)!
  • How dare you disturb my eternal slumber, (Player Name)!
  • All that I touch turns to dust!
  • You will drown in a sea of undead!
  • Kneel before me! I am the master of life and death!

Lord of the Lost Lands

  • GATHERING POWER!
  • NOOOOO!!!!

Mysterious Crystal

  • Break the crystal for great rewards…
  • Help me…
  • Sweet treasure awaits for powerful adventurers!
  • Fire upon this crystal with all your might for 5 seconds
  • If your attacks are weak, the crystal magically heals
  • Gather a large group to smash it open
  • Yes! Smash my prison for great rewards!
  • If you are not very strong, this could kill you
  • If you are not yet powerful, stay away from the Crystal
  • New adventurers should stay away
  • That’s the spirit. Lay your fire upon me.
  • So close…
  • I think you need more people…
  • Call all your friends to help you break the crystal!
  • Perhaps you need a bigger group. Ask others to join you!
  • You cracked the crystal! Soon we shall emerge!
  • Come closer, my children, and we will show you the meaning of our existence!
  • Come closer, let us feast upon your life force!
  • We are swelling with energy!
  • Yes, yes! I’m free! Absorb my energy to achieve ascension!
  • This your reward![sic] Imagine what evil even Oryx needs to keep locked up!
  • Free at last!

Mysterious Ice Shard

  • Welcome champions. Break me free from this ice prison and I shall reward you!

Oasis Giant

  • I rule this place, [Player Name]!
  • Minions! We shall have [Player Name] for dinner!
  • You must be thirsty, [Player Name]. Enter my waters!
  • Come closer, [Player Name]! Yes, closer!
  • Surrender to my aquatic army, [Player Name]!

Oryx the Mad God

The Realm

  • You are food for my minions!

Quest Taunts

Cyclops Gods
  • My # powerful Cyclops Gods will smash you!
  • Cretins! I have # Cyclops Gods to guard me!
  • My last Cyclops God will smash you to pieces!
  • My final Cyclops God shall crush your puny skulls!
Deathmages
  • Fools! I still have # deathmages protecting me!
  • My # deathmages will collect your bones!
  • My final Deathmage will kill you all!
  • My final Deathmage shall exterminate you!
Ent Ancients
  • Mortal scum! My # Ent Ancients will defend me forever!
  • My forest of # Ent Ancients is all the protection I need!
  • My final Ent Ancient will destroy you all!
  • My final Ent Ancient shall crush you!
Ghost Kings
  • My # Ghost Kings give me more than enough protection!
  • Pathetic humans! My # Ghost Kings shall destroy you utterly!
  • A mighty Ghost King remains to guard me!
  • My final Ghost King is untouchable!
Liches
  • My # Liches will feast on your essence!
  • I am invincible while my # Liches still stand!
  • My final Lich will protect me forever!
  • My final Lich shall consume your souls!
Oasis Giants
  • My # Oasis Giants will feast on your flesh!
  • You have no hope against my # Oasis Giants!
  • A powerful Oasis Giant still fights for me!
  • You will never defeat me while an Oasis Giant remains!
Phoenix Lords
  • Maggots! My # Phoenix Lords will burn you to ash!
  • My # Phoenix Lords will serve me forever!
  • My last Phoenix Lord will blacken your bones!
  • My final Phoenix Lord will never fall!
Red Demons
  • Fools! There is no escape from my # Red Demons!
  • My legion of # Red Demons live only to serve me!
  • My final Red Demon is unassailable!
  • A Red Demon still guards me!

Event Announcements

Alien Invasion
  • Invaders in my realm?! Perhaps these could serve as fresh minions!
  • A possible ally from far away has arrived to eradicate you vexatious brutes!
Avatar of the Forgotten King
  • The Shatters has been discovered!?!
  • The Forgotten King has raised his Avatar!
Calcium God
  • Your meager abilities cannot possibly challenge a Calcium God!
Cube God
  • Your meager abillities cannot possibly challenge a Cube God!
Dwarf Miner
  • That pathetic dwarf dares intrude in my realm once again?!
  • The Steamhammer’s Mining Co. has no right to be in my realm!
Ethereal Shrine
  • What manner of sorcery has summoned these irritating wisps before me?
  • Repugnant oafs! Your rotten presence has drawn a swarm of maddening spirits to my realm!
  • The spirit realm has merged with the corporeal plane!?
Ghost Ship
  • A Ghost Ship has entered the realm.
  • My Ghost Ship will terrorize you pathetic peasants!
Gobble God
  • Your meager abilities cannot possibly challenge a Gobble God!
  • My faithful Gobble God and I will celebrate the harvest of YOU!!
Grand Sphinx
  • At last, a Grand Sphinx will teach you to respect!
Hermit God
  • My Hermit God’s thousand tentacles shall drag you to a watery grave!
Jade/Garnet Statues
  • Awake Guardians! You must protect the Mountain Temple!
  • None may enter the Temple and disrupt the Summoning.
  • The entrance to the Mountain Temple will forever be guarded.
Killer Bee Nest
  • The Killer Bee Queen has made her nest in the realm!
  • You obtuse half-wits stand no chance against the Killer Bee Queen and her children!
  • My horde of insects will easily obliterate you lowbrow pests!
  • Beehold the Killer Bee Nest! Not even the sturdiest armor or most powerful healing spell will save you now!
Lord of the Lost Lands
  • Cower in fear of my Lord of the Lost Lands!
  • My Lord of the Lost Lands will make short work of you!
Lost Sentry
  • That lowly Paladin has escaped the Lost Halls with a vessel!
  • What is this? A subject has broken free from those wretched halls!
  • The catacombs have been unearthed?! What depraved souls have survived so long?
Pentaract
  • Behold my Pentaract, and despair!
Permafrost Lord
  • Permafrost Lord has appeared!
  • Nothing can melt the Permafrost Lord.
Pumpkin Shrine
  • Your futile efforts are no match for a spooky Pumpkin Shrine!
Rock Dragon
  • The Rock Dragon has been summoned.
  • Beware my Rock Dragon. All who face him shall perish.
Skull Shrine
  • Your futile efforts are no match for a Skull Shrine!
The Flying Dutchman
  • The Flying Dutchman has entered the realm!
  • Who DARES disturb the Flying Dutchman?
Withered Sphinx
  • At last, a Withered Sphinx will teach you to respect!
Zombie Horde
  • At last, my Zombie Horde will eradicate you like the vermin that you are!

Event Taunts

Alien Invasion
  • Your pathetic surrender is inevitable with these aliens on my side!
  • Retreat back to your deplorable home, peasants! You cannot hope to overcome such otherworldly technology!
Avatar of the Forgotten King
  • Attacking the Avatar of the Forgotten King would be… unwise.
  • Kill the Avatar, and you risk setting free an abomination.
  • Before you enter the Shatters you must defeat the Avatar of the Forgotten King!
Calcium God
  • Spineless mortals! A mighty Calcium God defends me!
  • Dairy-hating mongrels! An unconquerable Calcium God is my bulwark!
  • You piteous cretins! # Calcium Gods still guard me!
  • Your pathetic rabble will never survive against my # Calcium Gods!
  • Filthy vermin! My # Calcium Gods will exterminate you!
  • You feeble creatures have no hope against my # Calcium Gods!
  • Loathsome slugs! My # Calcium Gods will defeat you!
Cube God
  • You piteous cretins! # Cube Gods still guard me!
  • Your pathetic rabble will never survive against my # Cube Gods!
  • Filthy vermin! My # Cube Gods will exterminate you!
  • You feeble creatures have no hope against my # Cube Gods!
  • Loathsome slugs! My # Cube Gods will defeat you!
  • Worthless mortals! A mighty Cube God defends me!
  • Wretched mongrels! An unconquerable Cube God is my bulwark!
Dwarf Miner
  • Try digging through my realm, the only thing you will find is my wrath!
  • I will crush Steamhammer’s motley crew of cowards into rubble!
Ethereal Shrine
  • Insipid dolts! Have you nothing better than to play childish games with those spirits?
  • What is this farce? Those worthless wisps are not even trying to obliterate you!
  • Any shrine that refuses to pay tribute to me shall be razed to embers!
  • Even for fools like you, dancing with those spirits is laughable!
Ghost Ship
  • My Ghost Ship will send you to a watery grave.
  • You filthy mongrels stand no chance against my Ghost Ship!
  • My Ghost Ship’s cannonballs will crush your pathetic Knights!
Gobble God
  • You piteous cretins! # Gobble Gods still guard me!
  • Your pathetic rabble will never survive against my # Gobble Gods!
  • Filthy vermin! My # Gobble Gods will exterminate you!
  • You feeble creatures have no hope against my # Gobble Gods!
  • Worthless mortals! A mighty Gobble God defends me!
  • Wretched mongrels! An unconquerable Gobble God is my bulwark!
Grand Sphinx
  • A Grand Sphinx is more than a match for this rabble.
  • Gaze upon the beauty of the Grand Sphinx and feel your last hopes drain away.
  • You festering rat-catchers! A Grand Sphinx will make you doubt your purpose!
  • My Grand Sphinxes will bewitch you with their beauty!
  • My # Grand Sphinxes protect my Chamber with their lives!
  • Regret your choices, blasphemers! My # Grand Sphinxes will teach you respect!
  • You dull-spirited apes! You shall pose no challenge for # Grand Sphinxes!
Hermit God
  • You stand NO CHANCE against my mighty Hermit God!
  • You will be pulled to the bottom of the sea by my mighty Hermit God.
  • Flee from my Hermit God, unless you desire a watery grave!
  • My Hermit God awaits more sacrifices for the majestic Thessal.
  • My Hermit God will pull you beneath the waves!
  • You will make a tasty snack for my Hermit God!
  • You will make a tasty snack for my Hermit Gods!
  • I will enjoy watching my # Hermit Gods fight over your corpse!
Jade/Garnet Statues
  • The Summoning of Xil is almost done!
  • You will not dare interrupt the summoning of Xil.
  • The Garnet and Jade statues will never grant you access to the Mountain Temple!
  • Fools! The Mountain Temple is protected by the mighty Jade and Garnet statues!
Killer Bee Nest
  • Feel the fury of a thousand piercing stingers from the hive of the Killer Bee Queen!
  • You disgusting peasants will experience searing pain from the wrath of the Nest!
  • Excruciating agony awaits you at the writhing depths of my insect legion!
  • Beeware the might of my impenetrable Nest!
Lord of the Lost Lands
  • Give up now! You stand no chance against a Lord of the Lost Lands!
  • Pathetic fools! My Lord of the Lost Lands will crush you all!
  • You are nothing but disgusting slime to be scraped off the foot of my Lord of the Lost Lands!
  • Cower before your destroyer! You stand no chance against # Lords of the Lost Lands!
  • Your pathetic band of fighters will be crushed under the mighty feet of my # Lords of the Lost Lands!
  • Feel the awesome might of my # Lords of the Lost Lands!
  • Together, my # Lords of the Lost Lands will squash you like a bug!
  • Do not run! My # Lords of the Lost Lands only wish to greet you!
Lost Sentry
  • The Spectral Sentry must be subdued!
  • The Lost Sentry cannot be allowed off those unholy grounds!
  • Hundreds of corrupted souls will be unleashed if that golem is not inhibited!
Pentaract
  • Wretched creatures! # Pentaracts remain!
  • You detestable humans will never defeat my # Pentaracts!
  • My # Pentaracts will protect me forever!
  • Your weak efforts will never overcome my # Pentaracts!
  • Defiance is useless! My # Pentaracts will crush you!
  • I am invincible while my Pentaract stands!
  • Ignorant fools! A Pentaract guards me still!
Permafrost Lord
  • The Permafrost Lord’s body is made of magical ice that doesn’t melt.
Pumpkin Shrine
  • Insects! # Pumpkin Shrines still protect me.
  • You hairless apes will never overcome my # Pumpkin Shrines!
  • You frail humans will never defeat my # Pumpkin Shrines!
  • Miserable worms like you cannot stand against my # Pumpkin Shrines!
  • Imbeciles! My # Pumpkin Shrines make me invincible!
  • Pathetic fools! A Pumpkin Shrine guards me!
  • Miserable scum! My Pumpkin Shrine is invincible!
Rock Dragon
  • My Rock Dragon will end your pathetic existence!
  • Fools, no one can withstand the power of my Rock Dragon!
  • The Rock Dragon will guard his post until the bitter end.
  • The Rock Dragon will never let you enter the Lair of Draconis.
Skull Shrine
  • Insects! # Skull Shrines still protect me.
  • You hairless apes will never overcome my # Skull Shrines!
  • You frail humans will never defeat my # Skull Shrines!
  • Miserable worms like you cannot stand against my # Skull Shrines!
  • Imbeciles! My # Skull Shrines make me invincible!
  • Pathetic fools! A Skull Shrine guards me!
  • Miserable scum! My Skull Shrine is invincible!
The Flying Dutchman
  • The Flying Dutchman will give you a burial at sea!
  • The Flying Dutchman shall set the Seven Seas ablaze with fear!
  • The Flying Dutchman’s frights will spook your pathetic Knights!
Withered Sphinx
  • A Withered Sphinx is more than a match for this rabble.
  • Gaze upon the former beauty of the Withered Sphinx and feel your last hopes drain away.
  • You festering rat-catchers! A Withered Sphinx will make you doubt your purpose!
  • My Withered Sphinxes will bewitch you with their alleged beauty!
  • My # Withered Sphinxes protect my Chamber with their lives!
  • Regret your choices, blasphemers! My # Withered Sphinxes will teach you respect!
  • You dull-spirited apes! You shall pose no challenge for # Withered Sphinxes!
Zombie Horde
  • The full strength of my Zombie Horde has been unleashed!
  • Let the apocalypse begin!
  • Quiver with fear, peasants, my Zombie Horde has arrived!
  • A small taste of my Zombie Horde should be enough to eliminate you!
  • My Zombie Horde will teach you the meaning of fear!

Event Deaths

Alien Invasion
  • Those extraterrestrial pushovers were a disappointment anyway. You have only aided me by disposing of them!
  • Run away, you sorry swines! Only my own might is fit to crush these insects!
  • Only a coward like Commander Calbrik would flee from such trivial pests!
Avatar of the Forgotten King
  • The Avatar has been defeated!
  • How could simpletons kill The Avatar of the Forgotten King!?
  • [Player Name] will never survive what lies in the depths of the Shatters.
  • [Player Name], you have awoken the Forgotten King. Enjoy a slow death!
  • Enjoy your little victory while it lasts, [Player Name]!
Calcium God
  • [Player Name], you pathetic invertebrate! How dare you assault my Calcium God?
  • [Player Name], you wretched dog! You killed my Calcium God!
  • [Player Name], you may have broken my Calcium God but you will never defeat me!
  • I have many more jars of milk, [Player Name]!
  • You have dispatched my Calcium God, but you will never escape my Realm!
Cube God
  • You have dispatched my Cube God, but you will never escape my Realm!
  • [Player Name], you pathetic swine! How dare you assault my Cube God?
  • [Player Name], you wretched dog! You killed my Cube God!
  • [Player Name], you may have destroyed my Cube God but you will never defeat me!
  • I have many more Cube Gods, [Player Name]!
Dwarf Miner
  • That cavern holds nothing but certain death, you barbaric fools!
  • Worthless reprobates! Your greed will be your undoing at the hands of the natives beneath!
Ethereal Shrine
  • Yes, flee before me, spirits! Your bothersome light shows have no place in my sight!
  • Pollute my realm no longer, foul spirits! I shall smash your unsightly shrine into pieces!
Ghost Ship
  • My Ghost Ship will return!
  • Alas, my beautiful Ghost Ship has sunk!
  • [Player Name], you foul creature. I shall see to your death personally!
  • [Player Name], has crossed me for the last time! My Ghost Ship shall be avenged.
  • [Player Name] is such a jerk!
  • How could a creature like [Player Name] defeat my dreaded Ghost Ship?!
  • The spirits of the sea will seek revenge on your worthless soul, [Player Name]!
Gobble God
  • You have slain my Gobble God, but you will never escape my Realm!
  • [Player Name], you wretched dog! You killed my Gobble God!
  • [Player Name], you may have slain my Gobble God but you will never escape the day of giving!
  • I have many more Gobble Gods, [Player Name]!
Grand Sphinx
  • The death of my Grand Sphinx shall be avenged!
  • [Player Name], you up-jumped goat herder! You shall pay for defeating my Grand Sphinx!
  • [Player Name], you foul ruffian! Do not think I forget your defiling of my Grand Sphinx!
  • [Player Name], you pestiferous lout! I will not forget what you did to my Grand Sphinx!
  • My Grand Sphinx, she was so beautiful. I will kill you myself, [Player Name]!
  • My Grand Sphinx had lived for thousands of years! You, [Player Name], will not survive the day!
Hermit God
  • This is preposterous! There is no way you could have defeated my Hermit God!
  • You were lucky this time, [Player Name]! You will rue this day that you killed my Hermit God!
  • You naive imbecile, [Player Name]! Without my Hermit God, Dreadstump is free to roam the seas without fear!
  • My Hermit God was more than you’ll ever be, [Player Name]. I will kill you myself!
Jade/Garnet Statues
  • You have been warned, Xil will not stand for this.
  • You destroyed the statues, but will you vanquish Xil?
  • You fools, Xil will have your head for this!
Killer Bee Nest
  • Preposterous! The other insect army was superior in every way!
  • [Player Name] has unleashed a far greater threat than they can handle!
  • [Player Name], the residents of the Nest will avenge their brethren that you so foolishly squashed!
  • Accursed fleas! The Nest houses an overwhelming army!
  • The Nest was but a fraction of the Killer Bee Queen’s army!
  • The Killer Bee Queen will surely handle you personally, [Player Name]!
  • You piteous cretins! The bees will sue humanity over this!
Leprechaun
  • I thank you, Mortals! That Leprechaun has no business serving ME! There are far better ways to have you served as food for my minions!
Lord of the Lost Lands
  • How dare you foul-mouthed hooligans treat my Lord of the Lost Lands with such indignity!
  • What trickery is this?! My Lord of the Lost Lands was invincible!
  • You win this time, [Player Name], but mark my words: You will fall before the day is done.
  • [Player Name], I will never forget you exploited my Lord of the Lost Lands’ weakness!
  • [Player Name], you have done me a service! That Lord of the Lost Lands was not worthy of serving me.
  • You got lucky this time [Player Name], but you stand no chance against me!
Lost Sentry
  • [Player Name] has reduced the Lost Sentry to rubble!
  • [Player Name], your fate was sealed the moment you laid hands on the Lost Sentry!
  • You fool, [Player Name]! Even my top infantry could not withstand the evils of the Lost Halls!
  • The Spectral Sentry has been repressed… for now.
  • The Lost Sentry has crumbled!
  • Do not enter those vile halls! You cannot possibly comprehend the wicked acts that once took place within them!
Pentaract
  • That was but one of many Pentaracts!
  • You have razed my Pentaract, but you will die here in my Realm!
  • [Player Name], you lowly scum! You’ll regret that you ever touched my Pentaract!
  • [Player Name], you flea-ridden animal! You destroyed my Pentaract!
  • [Player Name], by destroying my Pentaract you have sealed your own doom!
Permafrost Lord
  • No! How will I get my special ice cubes for my cocktails?!
  • [Player Name] has killed the Permafrost Lord.
  • Global warming is not a joke [Player Name]. Thanks to you the Realm has gotten warmer.
Pumpkin Shrine
  • You smashed a Pumpkin Shrine! Minions, to arms!
  • [Player Name], you insignificant cur! The penalty for destroying a Pumpkin Shrine is death!
  • [Player Name], you contemptible pig! Smashing my Pumpkin Shrine will be the last mistake you ever make!
  • [Player Name], you will rue the day you dared to smash my Pumpkin Shrine!
  • [Player Name] smashed one of my Pumpkin Shrines – I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
Rock Dragon
  • My Rock Dragon will return!
  • The Rock Dragon has failed me!
  • You shall not live to see the next sunrise, [Player Name]!
  • [Player Name] knows not what he has done. That Lair was guarded for the Realm’s own protection!
  • A filthy weakling like [Player Name] could never have defeated my Rock Dragon!!!
  • [Player Name] will never survive the trials that lie ahead.
  • [Player Name], you have angered me for the last time!
Skull Shrine
  • You defaced a Skull Shrine! Minions, to arms!
  • [Player Name], you insignificant cur! The penalty for destroying a Skull Shrine is death!
  • [Player Name], you contemptible pig! Ruining my Skull Shrine will be the last mistake you ever make!
  • [Player Name], you will rue the day you dared to defile my Skull Shrine!
  • [Player Name] razed one of my Skull Shrines – I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
The Flying Dutchman
  • [Player Name], you foul creature. I shall see to your death personally!
  • [Player Name] has crossed me for the last time! The Flying Dutchman will sail again!
  • [Player Name] is such a jerk!
  • How could a creature like [Player Name] defeat the dreaded Flying Dutchman?!
  • The spirits of the sea will seek revenge on your worthless soul, [Player Name]!
  • Fools! The loot in Davy Jones’s Locker is only BASED on a real treasure!
  • Your victory is meaningless! It shall not be long before the Flying Dutchman buffs out those scratches!
Withered Sphinx
  • [Player Name], you up-jumped goat herder! You shall pay for defeating my Withered Sphinx!
  • [Player Name], you foul ruffian! Do not think I forget your defiling of my Withered Sphinx!
  • [Player Name], you pestiferous lout! I will not forget what you did to my Withered Sphinx!
  • My Withered Sphinx, she was so beautiful at one point. I will kill you myself, [Player Name]!
  • My Withered Sphinx had lived for thousands of years! You, [Player Name], will not survive the day!
  • The death of my Withered Sphinx shall be avenged!
Zombie Horde
  • The death of my Zombie Horde is unacceptable! You will pay for your insolence!
  • [Player Name], I will kill you myself and turn you into the newest member of my Zombie Horde!

Rare Announcements

Beach Bum
  • An elusive Beach Bum is hiding somewhere in the Realm.
  • What is this lazy Beach Bum doing in my Realm?!
Beach Bum Death
  • The innocent Beach Bum has been slain!
  • [Player Name] has killed the innocent Beach Bum!

Realm Closing

  • I WILL SUFFER NO MORE OF YOUR IMPUDENCE!
  • I HAVE CLOSED THIS REALM! YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY!

Oryx’s Castle Announcement

  • MY MINIONS HAVE FAILED ME!
  • BUT NOW YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH
  • COME MEET YOUR DOOM AT THE WALLS OF MY CASTLE

Permafrost Lord

  • No! You too will embrace the realm of eternal ice!
  • Ice, sorrow, darkness!
  • The lands will be painted white!
  • With the winter’s might!
  • Enough!

Phoenix Lord

  • Purge yourself, [Player Name], in the heat of my flames!
  • Alas, [Player Name], you will taste death but once!
  • I have met many like you, [Player Name], in my thrice thousand years.
  • Some die and are ashes, but I am ever reborn!
  • The ashes of past heroes cover my plains!
  • This place is not for mortals, [Player Name]. Begone whence you came!

Pinata

  • The Pinata has spawned! It will be invulnerable for 15 seconds.

Prismimic

  • Thank you kindly for the demonstration of that being’s powers, litle ones. Care for a test? Heeheekee!
  • Ah, but can you pierce this illusion?
  • Come now, your replicas will be… FLAWLESS!
  • Such brutish techniques! But effective, I must admit.
  • Closer, little ones! We may absorb as one!
  • What? NO! You’ve shattered my reflection! My power… is slipping…

Red Demon

  • Would you attempt to destroy us? I know your name, [Player Name]!
  • Our anguish is endless, unlike your lives!
  • What do you know of suffering? I can teach you much, [Player Name],
  • I will deliver your soul to Oryx, [Player Name]!
  • There can be no forgiveness!
  • You cannot hurt us. You cannot help us. You will feed us.
  • Oryx will not end our pain. We can only share it… with you!
  • Your life is an affront to Oryx. You will die.

Rock Construct

  • We utilize strength in numbers!

Steel Construct

  • Silly squishy. We heal our brothers in a circle.

Sumo Master

  • Engaging Super-Mode!!!!

The Glitch

  • …SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISK.
  • DISK NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISK COVER IS CLOSED.
  • READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER.
  • NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG.
  • APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT.
  • YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS.
  • WAITING FOR PROCESSORS.
  • 404 computer hamsters not found.
  • THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT.
  • BEEBLEBLIP!
  • C:/ run query identification
  • C:/ run insult generator
  • C:/ results: go away yeti-lip!
  • CTRL ALT DEL!

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Dungeon Dialogue

Agonized Titan

  • I..
  • I will not allow you to bring this calamity onto the world!

Altar of Draconis

  • Welcome Adventurers! I was awaiting your arrival!
  • Choose the Dragon Soul you wish to commune with by focusing your destructive tendencies on the respective statue.
  • Listen as the winds stir… Feargus will consume you!
  • Pyyr will rend your flesh and char your bones!
  • Do not let Nikao’s tranquil surroundings fool you!
  • Limoz has steeled himself for your arrival!
  • Your victory over [Dragon Name] has disrupted the elemental balance of this lair.
  • I have chosen [Dragon Name] as your next adversary!
  • With [Dragon Name]’s spirit free, the others will surely use his powers.
  • [Dragon Name]’s essence will empower the children of the remaining dragon.
  • Your final adversary shall be [Dragon Old Hardmode Name]!
  • You have freed the soul of the four elemental dragons! I am finally free from my prison!
  • At long last, I may consume their powers!
  • Choose the Dragon Soul you wish to commune with!
  • Do not test my patience! Choose and perish.
  • Gaze into the darkness…Feargus will consume you!
  • Limoz is the nicest of the lot, but he still hates all sub-creatures!
  • Do not let the tranquil surroundings fool you!
  • Burn!!! Pyyr will rend your flesh and char your bones!

Archbishop Leucoryx

  • A sinful aura in my church? Surely this is what I have been tasked to purify!
  • I had hoped the tortured souls would stop easily in the narthex, but I believe the confessional chamber will set them right.
  • Lord Oryx, hear my prayer! As they work through the nave, lead these mistaken sinners to your light!
  • I regret that they are marching toward this cathedral. But if this is your will, Oryx, I must trust your guidance…
  • You have come far to meet in this holy place, yet I sense an unrighteous energy from you…
  • The only salvation here is born of blood!
  • I feel complete in the light of Oryx!
  • The corruption of your minds has misled you. Do not worry, for I shall lay the truth bare!
  • Let your transgressions be scorched away in my ceremony!
  • I am WHOLE!
  • Very well. Some souls require more direct instruction…
  • Chaso Xiflis’TOh Lehek Quantinista!
  • The symphony of screaming chaos, it is like a joyous choir to my ears!
  • From the scripture of Lord Oryx, 1 Ruthven 5:20, “As for those who persist in sin, rebuke them in the presence of all, so that the rest may stand in fear.
  • You dismiss the chance to repent? Nonetheless, I will ensure your souls are redeemed, misguided ones…
  • BE REBORN IN THE MAJESTY OF MY GOD!

Argus

  • What is this?
  • You will be our next offering!
  • Your fate was sealed the moment you entered these halls!
  • Deplorable marauders!
  • May this please Azamoth!

Avalon the Archivist

  • Grant us eyes… grant us eyes…
  • Leave me be!
  • I cast off you mongrels! Do not tamper with my collection!

Basaran

  • Have they finally found us?
  • Hide if you wish, but it will do you no good.
  • You will pay for disrupting our ceremony!
  • These wretched catacombs will be your last sight!
  • My essence is yours, Malus!

Belladonna

  • You dare enter my home?
  • Begone insects.
  • You are nothing more than nutriment for my roots.
  • You will be as food to my children!
  • Be consumed by my young!
  • Roots, Flowers, Vines, destroy these villains!
  • My children…aid me…
  • YOU WILL NOT LEAVE HERE ALIVE!
  • I will not be silenced, I will not be destroyed!

Bes

  • THIS WILL NOW BE YOUR TOMB!
  • Impudence! I am an immortal, I needn’t waste time on you!
  • The others use tricks, but I shall stun you with my brute strength!
  • Awe at my wondrous defense!
  • Nut, let them wish they were dead!
  • Nut, disable our foes!
  • Geb, eradicate these cretins from our tomb!
  • My artifacts shall prove my wall of defense is impenetrable!
  • The end of your path is here!

Bird Tribesman

  • You disturb our ritual!
  • I lay down my life for you, El Dorado!

Bonegrind the Butcher

  • Oryx’s minions will eat well tonight!
  • Ahhhh!! Fresh meat for the minions!
  • More mortals for the minions to feast on!
  • Plump and fleshy! Just like I like them!
  • Guards! Bring in another prisoner!
  • Oryx always feeds his minions well!
  • Another glorious day in Oryx’s kitchens!
  • This one can go in the soup!
  • The meat ain’t supposed to bite back! Waaaaa!!

Craig, Intern of the Mad God

  • Oh. This is unexpected. We’ve never gotten anything like you before.
  • This is the deal: I open a door, we hope for the best, and no one tells Oryx. Cool? Alright! Let me get that for you.
  • Ok, go up ahead and there should be a gate.
  • What are you still doing here? Leave, before Oryx finds out!

Esben the Unwilling

A Strange Presence

  • ..kill the large ones….open the way….they are meaningless….
  • Innocent souls. So delicious. You have sated me. Now come, I shall give you your reward.

Creepy Weird Dark Spirit Mirror Image Monster

  • SKREEEEE
  • GRUUUUUUUUU
  • SSSSSsssSsssssss

Daichi the Fallen

  • Ha ha fools, you are too late. Lord Xil will arrive soon in this realm.
  • You think you can defeat me? Then let me show you the true power of Xil!
  • Fear the Elements!
  • Fear my wrath!
  • You are no match for my powers!
  • You don’t lack skills! But you have underestimated the power lying within this Temple. Let me show you.
  • ENOUGH! You fought well but now it’s time for you to die.
  • Unlimited power!
  • Nooo! What is happening? How can I lose with such great power? Xil, help me.
  • Xil! Finally you arrived. Deal with these maggots!

Davy Jones

  • On your knees ye slimy sea slurp!
  • Be gone with ye!
  • Avast, ye filthy mongrel!

Demon Tribesman

  • The gods have never forgotten your insult!
  • The idol may use my powers!

Dirge

  • So there are still wandering souls in those accursed halls…
  • Your bones will be charred!
  • You will not stand in the way of destiny!
  • An unfathomable evil is being kept at bay!
  • Defend the ritual!

Dreadstump the Pirate King

  • It is a glorious thing to be a Pirate King!
  • Arrrrrrr!!!
  • More rum!
  • Hah! I’ll drink my rum out of your skull!
  • Eat cannonballs!

Dr Terrible

  • Try my latest concoction!
  • Have a deadly potion!
  • For Science!
  • My automatic turret will destroy you!
  • Side effects may include your death!
  • Don’t worry, your death will be documented closely.
  • If my calculations are correct, this will hurt you.
  • Time to feed my pets!
  • You’ll make a nice snack for my creations.
  • Time to delegate your death to my minions.
  • At least my final creation is safe…
  • You must have eaten a apple today.
  • Great Scott! I must retreat!
  • This isn’t going to plan at all!
  • What a terrible situation.
  • You’ve beaten me back.

Esben the Unwilling

  • Come in…come in.
  • Welcome…Come closer to accept your reward.
  • Ah, fresh meat. I must thank you for the souls…
  • Bad puns I may use to cause offense, but the pain you will feel shall be immense!
  • The ice I throw is of my construction, but when it hits you it means destruction!
  • Ice is cold, blood is thick, you being alive makes me SICK!
  • Your soul will soon nourish me.
  • Your entrails will make fine decorations!
  • Icicles, rend their flesh!
  • I will cut you to shreds!
  • LOSING….CONTROL….NOOOO
  • YOU FOOLSssS…s…ssss
  • H…help…
  • End it…Quickly! Before he returns.
  • I can barely hold on. Please. Do it.
  • Please…do not let him consume my soul…
  • You must destroy me. It is the only way to banish him.
  • HAHAHAHA!
  • Fools! You thought it SO EASY!!
  • You will not have him. He is mine.
  • Noooo! Shades, come to me. Protect the corpus.
  • YOU’LL NOT HAVE ME! ESBEN IS MY VESSEL!

A Voice from Beyond

  • FOOLS! I WILL LIVE AGAIN. Esben was just one mortal. There are many.
  • Thank you for this kindness, friends. I am free now. Take of what I have left. I hope it is enough.
  • Why don’t you have a look in that chest? Nothing cursed in there….

Feargus the Obsidian Dragon

  • Only a fool would challenge the air itself.
  • The earth quakes as a result of your folly!
  • Pyyr is vanquished, then. This quest will only lead you to ruin.
  • You will regret this victory, mortals…
  • Until we meet again…

Feargus the Demented

  • Prepare to meet your doom. There is no mercy here.
  • Until we meet again…sub-creature…

Fountain Spirit

  • Ah, so you are the guest I have felt the presence of! Strike my flowing waters and I shall richly reward you!
  • In an eternity with US!

Gaius

  • Intruders?!
  • Fools, you cannot comprehend what you now face!
  • Leave this infernal place!
  • You barely possess a fragment of the power granted to us!
  • I pray that our sacrifices are worthy!

Geb

  • YOU HAVE AWAKENED US!
  • Nut, protect me at once!
  • Imbeciles, don’t think your attacks are special, we have mastered them long ago!
  • My ancient powers shall make even the most skilled tremble with fear!
  • We have ancient powers you have never seen before!
  • My artifacts shall destroy you from your soul to your flesh!
  • Argh! You shall pay for your crimes!

Ghost of Skuld

  • Welcome to my domain. I challenge you, warrior, to defeat my undead hordes and claim your prize…
  • Say, ‘READY’ when you are ready to face your opponents.
  • Prepare yourself…Say ‘READY’ when you wish the battle to begin!
  • The next wave will appear in 3 seconds. Prepare yourself!
  • I hope you’re prepared because the next wave is in 3 seconds.
  • 3 seconds until the next attack!
  • The next onslaught will begin in 3 seconds!
  • The next challenge will begin in 3 seconds.
  • Congratulations on making it past the first area! This area will not be so easy!
  • Your prowess in battle is impressive…and most annoying. This round shall crush you.
  • Congratulations on your victory, warrior. Your reward shall be…
  • A SWIFT DEATH!!!

Golden Oryx Effigy

  • You destroy my guardians in my house? Blasphemy!
  • You Mongrels are ruining my beautiful treasure!
  • My protectors!
  • My guardians are gone!
  • My protectors are no more!
  • What have you done?
  • I’m weakened.
  • You shall never leave with your pilfered loot!

Haunted Armor

Helpless Souls

  • PLEASE HELP MEEEEE
  • MY SOUL…IT BURNNNNSssssSs
  • SAVE US!!!!

Horrific Creation

  • WHO KILL MASTER? RAHHHH!
  • Me door is open. Come let me crush you!
  • You no hurt me.
  • Little people’s attack tickles.
  • Me can do this all day!
  • You stay still!
  • RAHHHHHHH!
  • You hurt master!
  • What, you scared???
  • Attacks no hurt me!!!

Insect Tribesman

  • You spit upon the gods!
  • Oh great effigy, harness my strength in the afterlife!

Ivory Wyvern

  • Thank you adventurer, you have freed the souls of the four dragons so I may consume their powers.
  • I owe you much, but I cannot let you leave. These walls will make a fine graveyard for your bones.
  • Thanks to you, I have determined [Dragon Name] to be the mightiest ally!
  • The elements are mine to control!
  • My elemental barrier has vanished, what have you done?!
  • Behold the glory of my true powers…
  • Run little hero, as fast as you can.
  • My magic can no longer sustain my mirrors, what have you done?!
  • So you wish to fight your fate? Alright then, I will not hold back any longer.
  • Behold the glory of my true powers!
  • You may have beaten me this time, but I will find a way to leave this place! And on that day, you will suffer greatly…

Mirror Wyvern

  • Run little hero, as fast as you can!

Red Soul of Pyrr/Blue Soul of Nikao/Green Soul of Limoz/Black Soul of Feargus

  • My soul will be avenged!
  • Look at my beautiful flames!

Janus the Doorwarden

  • You thrash His Lordship’s castle, kill his brothers, and challenge us. Come, come if you dare.
  • You bear witness to Janus, Doorwarden of Oryx. You will soon regret your decisions, your soul sealed away - forever.
  • Keys, protect your master.
  • Laughable attempt. I will erase you from this world.
  • You think that disabling the keys will stop me?
  • I shall never open to the likes of you!
  • I will protect the Court of Oryx with my life!
  • Sorcery! Brutality! I will not falter!
  • I cast you off, fools! Do not come near.
  • I AM THE DOORWARDEN! YOU SHALL NOT ENTER!
  • I…I am dying. I…I have failed…

Jon Bilgewater the Pirate King

  • With Dreadstump gone, I’m the new King!
  • Dreadstump was a DreadCHUMP! And so are you!
  • HAR HAR HAR! You can’t stop me!
  • Har Har Har!
  • Hahaha! Ye can’t kill me.
  • Dodge this!
  • PEWPEWPEW!
  • Check out my AWESOME CANNON CLUSTER!
  • Now you’re making me angry! PARROT BARRIER ACTIVATE!
  • YOU’LL PAY FOR KILLING MY PARROTS!
  • CANNON BARRAGE!
  • PARROT BARRIER ACTIVATE!

Left Hand of Shaitan

  • Yes, little mortals. Meet your doom at the hands of SHAITAN!
  • My fiery fingers of frustrating flame force foes to fumble, fall, and fail!
  • You think it wise to use such cheap tricks?
  • You make a foolish mistake, mortal.

Limoz the Veridian Dragon/Limoz the Plague Bearer

  • Abandon your weapons, mortals. My own hide is but one of my defenses!
  • The earth grows warmer. It means to engulf you, mortals.
  • Nikao’s waters have only strengthened my control!
  • You fools! Feargus will not go unavenged!
  • My own hide is but one of my defenses!
  • Tiny mortal, my shields give me life!
  • Taste my wrath!
  • Give me strength!
  • UNLIMITED POWER!
  • Flee, my servants. I can no longer protect you as you have protected me…
  • Flee my servants, I can no longer protect you as you have protected me…

Lips of the Lost

  • Tertiary!

Malus

  • SILENCE!
  • These people are here to destroy us, followers of Azamoth! We cannot allow this to happen!
  • Deities of the underworld, grant us a champion to fight for us!
  • Our strength has only grown from this distraction!
  • Azamoth, we require the assistance of another warrior so that we may bring glory to you!
  • We shall not let those gifts be in vain!
  • Argus, Gaius, Basaran, Dirge, we must combine our powers!
  • This power… it is overwhelming! IT PULSES THROUGH ME!
  • Rise, my friends! Strike them down!
  • Azamoth will protect me!
  • Even if you are victorious, that… that THING still crawls within the halls! You make an irredeemable mistake by defeating the only people keeping it suppressed!

Marble Colossus

  • Look upon my mighty bulwark.
  • You doubt my strength? FATUUS! I will destroy you!
  • I cast you off!
  • Your fervent attacks are no match for my strength! BEGONE!
  • INSOLENTIA! Darkness will consume you!
  • Brace for your demise!
  • Futility!
  • Call of voice, for naught. Plea of mercy, for naught. None may enter this chamber and live!
  • SANGUIS! OSSE! CARO! Feel it rend from your body!
  • PESTIS! The darkness consumes!
  • Enough! Pillars, serve your purpose!
  • Perish, blights upon this realm!
  • You have seen your last glimpse of sunlight!
  • PATI! The prohibited arts allow untold power!
  • It is my duty to protect these catacombs! You dare threaten my purpose?
  • Magia saps from my body… My immense physical strength STILL REMAINS!
  • Fear the halls!
  • I… I am… Dying…
  • You… YOU WILL COME WITH ME!
  • No, I cannot…
  • …!
  • I CANNOT FAIL MY PURPOSE!
  • I feel myself… slipping… into the void… it is so… dark…

Marble Defender

  • You know not what awaits behind this wall. Please, turn back before you regret your actions.
  • I wish only to protect you. Forgive me, but I have no other choice.
  • Your confidence is gravely misplaced, heroes.
  • Do not allow this evil to escape!
  • I can protect your world no longer. You are now responsible for the fate of the realm.

Masked Party God

  • Oh no, Mixcoatl is my brother, I prefer partying to fighting.
  • Lets have a fun-time in the sun-shine!
  • Nothing like relaxin’ on the beach.
  • Chillin’ is the name of the game!
  • I hope you’re having a good time!
  • How do you like my shades?
  • EVERYBODY BOOGEY!
  • What a beautiful day!
  • Whoa there!
  • Oh SNAP!
  • Ho!

Master Rat

  • Hello young adventurers, will you be able to answer my question correctly?
  • What time is it?
  • Where is the safest place in the world?
  • What is fast, quiet and hidden by the night?
  • How do you like your pizza?
  • Who did this to me?
  • Cowabunga!
  • It’s time you turtles learned your place!

Nikao the Azure Dragon

  • Who disturbs my tranquil waters? You shall soon be acquainted with their depths!
  • The power of Pyyr courses through me!
  • Limoz was weak to fall to you!
  • You know not what you are doing…
  • Prepare to meet your maker!
  • Tasty morsels!
  • If I don’t kill you, my minions will!
  • Look out! My minions will return!
  • You’re a nasty little pest!
  • My children will feast on your soul!
  • You cannot handle the full power of my onslaught!
  • Nooooooo! This cannot be! Defeated by such a tiny thing…

Nikao the Defiler

  • If I don’t kill you, my minions will!
  • Look out! My minions will help me!
  • You’re a nasty little pest!
  • My children will feast on your soul!
  • You cannot handle the full power of my onslaught!
  • Nooooooo! This cannot be! I have underestimated your power…

Null

  • A breach? This can’t be right. You must leave this place at once!
  • Enable the firewalls!
  • Prepare to feel the DISCONNECT between our realities!
  • I hope you’re ready to crash and burn!
  • The system is crashing!
  • These dimensions were not meant to meet! What have you done?!
  • REBOOT!

Nut

  • ENOUGH OF YOUR VANDALISM!
  • Geb’s scarab venom is quite nasty. I use it on my finest arrows!
  • Bes, become my wall of defense!
  • Geb, eradicate these cretins from our tomb!
  • My artifacts shall make your lethargic lives end much more swiftly!
  • This cannot be! You shall not succeed!

Oryx Puppet

  • Am I not an uncanny likeness to Oryx himself?
  • You don’t see the similarity? Well then, let me show you!
  • I may not have all the power of Oryx, but my artifacts should still be enough to kill the likes of you!
  • Nooooo! This cannot be!

Oryx the Mad God

Oryx’s Chamber

  • Go forth my minions! Crush these weaklings!
  • My minions will make short work of you!
  • These minions will only get in my way!
  • I will finish you off myself!
  • Leave me my minions…I wish to crush them PERSONALLY!
  • Bah! I need no minions to destroy you!
  • My Artifacts will protect me!
  • BE SILENT!!!
  • Time for more dancing! Hahahaha!
  • I am the master of this existence!
  • I control your fate!
  • The universe bends to my will alone!!!
  • Speak no more, fools!
  • You have spoken your last!
  • You have uttered your last pathetic whimper!
  • SILENCE!
  • Tremble before my cosmic might!
  • Insufferable fools! If I see you, I will kill you!
  • All who look upon my face shall die.
  • You WILL fear me!!!
  • FOOLS! Flee while you can!
  • Yes, run for your worthless lives!
  • You shall never see the light of the day!
  • ENOUGH!!!
  • I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!!!
  • DIE!!!
  • THIS SHALL BE YOUR GRAVE!!!
  • Fools! I still have # hitpoints!
  • Puny mortals! My # hitpoints are more than enough!
  • I have # hitpoints and I shall destroy you!
  • Insignificant peons! I have # hitpoints!
  • You cosmic peasants! My # hitpoints make me mightier than you!

Mad God Mayhem

  • You will surely perish at the hands of this next challenger!
  • Detestable curs! My next fighter will show you your place!
  • Enough! My special creation will put an end to your meddling!
  • NO, THIS CANNOT BE!

Oryx the Mad God 2

  • Pathetic mortals! I have # hitpoints!
  • Foolish humans! My # hitpoints give me strength!
  • I have # hitpoints and I shall annihilate you!
  • Miniscule worms! I still have # hitpoints!
  • Galactic serfs! Cower before my # hitpoints!
  • Ignorant fools! I wield the power of exploding suns!
  • There is no point in running, but you will anyway!
  • Do you still remember how to dance? Haha!
  • You cannot withstand this power!
  • That’s ENOUGH!
  • You puny mortals! I….shall….return….!

Pyyr the Crimson Dragon/Pyrr the Wicked

  • You will soon join the ash among this chamber!
  • There is disturbance within the earth. It shall once more claim your bodies!
  • The winds, they howl with rage. Has Feargus truly perished?
  • I will fight you until my last breath…

Right Hand of Shaitan

  • Hah. Weaklings. This will be slightly enjoyable.
  • You are in the presence of demi-god, mortal.
  • What hath the keepers brought Shaitan?
  • You disturb an ancient evil…
  • You think it wise to use such cheap tricks?
  • You make a foolish mistake, mortal.

Shaitan the Advisor

  • Hah. Weaklings. This will be slightly enjoyable.
  • My firey fingers of frustrating flame force foes to fumble, fall, and fail!
  • Let loose the fists of war!
  • YOU ARE BEGINNING TO UPSET ME. ENJOY A FAST DEATH!
  • You make a foolish mistake, mortal.
  • BE CONSUMED BY FLAMES!
  • YOU DO NOT KNOW CHAOS!
  • THE MAD GOD SHALL KNOW OF THESE TRANSGRESSIONS!

Stone Mage

  • PREPARE FOR MAGIKS.
  • STONES WILL REND YOUR FLESH.
  • SPIKES WILL PIERCE YOU, INTRUDER.

The Beekeeper

  • Who goes there! Oryx… have you come for me at last?
  • You… You will not stop me again!
  • Enough! Come forth my insect children, and make them beg for death!
  • I am the creator of a perfect insect race! You WILL kneel beefore me RIGHT NOW!!
  • Augh! No…I cannot…My experiments…
  • YOU WILL PAY FOR DESTROYING THE QUEEN!

The Cursed Crown

The Forgotten King

  • You have made a grave mistake coming here. I will destroy you, and reclaim my place in the Realm.
  • I will make quick work of you. Be gone.
  • You would challenge me? I am the King of this place.
  • Do not think, even for a moment, that you will best me.
  • You fools. Guards, surround me.
  • Guards, come to my aid!
  • Be consumed, you wretched whelps.
  • Laughable attempt.
  • Do not mistake your success so far as progress.
  • So. You are still here. Adorable. Perhaps a nice dip in the LAVA!?
  • TENTACLES OF WRATH!
  • Fools…
  • Drown, and be swallowed by those who have failed before.
  • YOU TEST THE PATIENCE OF A GOD!
  • DIE! DIE! DIE!!!
  • Ha….haa…..
  • Impossible……IMPOSSIBLE!!!

The Forgotten Sentinel

  • Who was woken me…? Leave this place.
  • Go.
  • Good. Pests must be gone.
  • You live still? DO NOT TEMPT FATE!
  • CONSUME!
  • FOOLS! YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND!
  • I tried to protect you…I have failed. You release a great evil upon this realm…

The Heroic Observer

  • You will not be able to pass alone.
  • You cannot defeat me alone.
  • You will need many heroes.
  • Destroy me and you shall pass.
  • Focus your attacks on me to pass.
  • In order to destroy me you will need many heroes.
  • Destroy me…and enter this forsaken place.
  • You need more than that!
  • Hah, I have seen stronger cubes.
  • You have dealt a decent blow. Continue and you shall be given access.

The Puppet Master

  • Welcome to the Final Act, my friends. My puppets require life essence in order to continue performing…
  • It’s not much, but your lives will have to do for now!
  • Watch them dance, hero, as they drain your life away!
  • Find me if you can hero, or die trying!
  • You may have killed me, but I am only a pretender.
  • I hope you’re ready for a plot twist!
  • Lucky guess hero, but I’ve run out of time to play games with you. It is time that you died!
  • No!!! This cannot be how my story ends!! I WILL HAVE MY ENCORE, HERO!

The Puppet Master 2

  • Hello, Hero. Did you truly think that I was gone forever?
  • No! I cannot allow you to end my story in such a way.
  • Behold!
  • You fail to appreciate my puppets, hero… You do not understand my art. If you cannot be sensible of their beauty then you must die.
  • You cannot return from whence you came. Face me now, hero and prepare to become the finest of my puppets when I am done with you!
  • Awaken, my dear puppet. Hunt them down!
  • How dare you destroy my prized puppet! You shall pay for this with your life!
  • Awaken, my dear puppet. Fear its blades!
  • No! You will suffer for destroying my precious puppets!
  • Awaken, my puppets, and avenge your fallen brethren. Destroy these so-called heroes, leave them to rot here and become one with the dust.
  • I will rend your souls from your bodies and turn you into my puppet slaves when this is over!
  • I don’t understand, it wasn’t supposed to end this way! Noooo!!!

The Realm Eye

  • Heroes… I implore you, find the corrupt pressure plates throughout the library. The root of this curse has me captive…
  • The way to my chamber has opened. Hurry, make your way back to the entrance!
  • Please, put an end to this blight…
  • Thank you for freeing me, mortals. I am the Eye of the Realm, a spectator since ancient times. These cursed texts must not leave the library, but I will gladly impart some wisdom if you wish.
  • Allow me to express my gratitude. Please, tell me what it is you would like to know more about.
  • I may have some information on certain equipment in here.
  • Perhaps there is a certain dungeon or monster you would be interested in?
  • [the unique responses for each prompt are recorded in Realm Eye Responses]
  • Ahem… I must thank you once more, adventurers. We shall surely meet again!

The Servers

  • We are The Servers! We labor for the universe!
  • We are The Servers! We labour for the universe!
  • !esrevinu eht rof ruobal eW !srevreS ehT era eW [Australia only]

Thessal the Mermaid Goddess

  • Is King Alexander still alive?
  • Thank you kind sailor.
  • You speak LIES!

Treasure Sarcophagus

  • Those who damage me may find great treasure, [Player Name], but the gods will not forget this insult!

Troll Matriarch

  • This forest will be your tomb!
  • I call upon the aid of warriors past! Smite these trespassers!

Twilight Archmage

  • Ha…ha…….hahahahahaha! You will make a fine sacrifice!
  • You will find that it was…unwise…to wake me.
  • What shall I use to sacrifice you?
  • Let us see what I can conjure up!
  • How best to kill you…
  • Ahh…lets see…
  • The fire I command will consume you!
  • Burning. This will suffice.
  • Ahh…Ice should do the trick.
  • I will freeze the life from you!
  • Toahc Xiflis’TOh Merilmeril Qualtinoc!
  • Firos Xiflis’TOh Gantsualo Quantinoftus!
  • You leave me no choice…Inferno! Blizzard!
  • Your souls will feed my King.
  • Darkness gives me strength!
  • THE POWER…IT CONSUMES ME!
  • The Generators may be gone…but I shall DESTROY YOU!
  • I…will……..retuuurr…n…n…..

Void Entity

  • Those who enter my realm hold little value of their lives.
  • Ah, heroes, blessed souls. I shall destroy you with the power of shadow!
  • My strength cannot be comprehended by mortal minds!
  • Spirits of transgression, I command you to swarm these blights!
  • The anguish you feel is the wrath of your own creation!
  • You will pay for freeing the Marble Colossus!
  • Experience the pain of sin!
  • HA HA HA! You shall be enveloped by darkness!
  • ALL NOW ENDS!
  • As your existence fades, remember it is an honor to have it ended by my hands!
  • Brace yourselves, for this shall be the last battle your precious realm will ever see!
  • Join us, heroes! The Void lusts for your souls!
  • Oryx will kneel before me!
  • The end of the world is upon us! Relinquish your spirits to the Void, and watch helplessly as your universe is eradicated!
  • You putrid pawns really think you can defy fate? Laughable!
  • Eons of meticulous planning have lead to this moment. I will not let such a mindless crowd get in my way!
  • A fallen king, an imprisoned queen, an effigy of gold.
  • A glacial elder who knows more than you think, and a necromancer of old.
  • An experiment that surpassed its master, a ventriloquist’s final show.
  • And a white titan to conquer the Mad God…
  • ALL UNDER MY CONTROL!
  • No… NO! THIS IS NOT THE END!
  • You fools… You can never truly defeat me! I am in all of you! I AM all of you!
  • I am the embodiment of your own sin! To destroy me would be to destroy yourselves!
  • Naivety! You really think you have won? The inevitable has merely been delayed. One day you shall all be slain, and on that day I will claim your souls in vengeance.

Worshipping Priest/Worshipping Priestess

  • Who dares interrupt our sacred ceremony?
  • Beware - the tomb gives power to those who protect it.
  • Interrupt our ceremony and we’ll interrupt your life!
  • Haha, yes, we feed the artifact power!
  • Haha, yes, this tomb’s power gives us strength as well!
  • It flows through us like the great Nile itself!
  • The tomb…shall tend to my wounds…
  • The tomb’s power…will tend to my wounds…
  • The power…it’s too much!
  • The ancients have chosen me! The power is immense!

Xil Hand

  • Daichi, you failed me. I’m not here to save you. I’m here to call in your debt.

Xolotl the Lightning God

  • You have made a great mistake killing Mixcoatl. Now you shall be my next sacrifice!
  • Eltak Xifls’TOh Audraxas Qualtinero!
  • Gwuh huh huh! Now you fear the power you are up against!
  • You destroyed the idol, now I will strike you down!
  • Oryx does not take kindly to intruders in his castle. He has offered quite the bounty for your charred corpses!
  • Mixcoatl’s ritual awakens the great power of the totems!
  • Static electricity permeates the air!
  • Your brittle armor cannot withstand the might of the storm!
  • The roar of thunder shall be the last sound you hear!
  • You cannot hope to escape the storm!
  • Hiding back there will do you no good, fool!
  • Huff… huff…
  • Your feeble attacks cannot hurt a god!
  • Only an attack far beyond your comprehension could harm me as I now am!
  • Nothing short of a lightning strike could penetrate my defenses!
  • GAZOOOORT!

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