A list of in-game dialogue and taunts spoken by enemies of the Realm.
BURN!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
LEAVE THIS PLACE!
Foolish whelps…leave me be…
I must gather my strength…
Be consumed by shadow!
You show some strength, but your conviction is lacking.
EYE see you!
You shall be food for the ether. Blobs, attack!
I shall destroy you!
You give me no choice…
ACTIVATING PILLAR DEFENSES.
Destroying me will only serve to bring you closer to death.
YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!
Catch!
Forget this… run for it!
THIS WILL NOW BE YOUR TOMB!
Impudence! I am an immortal, I needn’t take you seriously!
The others use tricks, but I shall stun you with my brute strength!
Awe at my wondrous defense!
Nut, disable our foes!
The end of your path is here!
Ahhhh!! Fresh meat for the minions!
The meat ain’t supposed to bite back! Waaaaa!!
SKREEEEE
GRUUUUUUUUU
SSSSSsssSsssssss
I’m finally free! Yesss!!!
I am everywhere and nowhere!
Leave my castle!
You will be my food, X!
I will suck the marrow from your bones!
More wine!
Blargh!!
I will floss with your tendons!
Die, puny human!
I smell the blood of an Englishman!
My skeletons will make short work of you.
X, you are no match for my army of undead!
X, you will soon be my undead slave!
You will never leave this graveyard alive!
More bones for my collection!
Awwwk! Awwwk!
It is a glorious thing to be a Pirate King!
Arrrrrrr!!!
More rum!
Hah! I’ll drink my rum out of your skull!
Eat cannonballs!
You’ll taste my axe!
Try my latest connection!
Have a deadly potion!
If my calculations are correct, this will hurt you.
Time to feed my pets.
At least my final creation is safe…
Uhh. So…sleepy…
Mmm? Did you say something, mortal?
With each attack, I only grow stronger.
Little mortals, your years are my minutes.
Yes… yes…
No axe can fell me!
I am the FOREST!
YOU WILL DIE!!!
Innocent souls. So delicious. You have sated me. Now come, I shall give you your reward.
Come in…come in.
Welcome…Come closer to accept your reward.
Ah, fresh meat. I must thank you for the souls…
Bad puns I may use to cause offense, but the pain you will feel shall be immense!
The ice I throw is of my construction, but when it hits you it means destruction!
Ice is cold, blood is thick, you being alive makes me SICK!
Your soul will soon nourish me.
Your entrails will make fine decorations!
Icicles, rend their flesh!
I will cut you to shreds!
LOSING….CONTROL….NOOOO
YOU FOOLSssS…s…ssss
H…help…
End it…Quickly! Before he returns.
I can barely hold on. Please. Do it.
Please…do not let him consume my soul…
You must destroy me. It is the only way to banish him.
HAHAHAHA
Fools! You thought it SO EASY!!
You will not have him. He is mine.
Noooo! Shades, come to me. Protect the corpus.
YOU’LL NOT HAVE ME! ESBEN IS MY VESSEL!
FOOLS! I WILL LIVE AGAIN. Esben was just one mortal. There are many.
Thank you for this kindness, friends. I am free now. Take of what I have left. I hope it is enough.
Why don’t you have a look in that chest? Nothing cursed in there….
YOU HAVE AWAKENED US!
Nut, protect me at once!
My artifacts shall destroy you from your soul to your flesh!
Argh! You shall pay for your crimes!
No corporeal creature can kill my sorrow
I do not fear the corporeal.
Do you think your weapons can hurt me, X?
My kingdom is long dead, but our spirits drag on.
Do not defile our memory of this place!
My kingdom was burned to ashes… you can do no worse.
There was joy here, once.
We have grown lonely over the millennia. Join us, X.
I am still so very alone.
Ready…
Aim…
FIRE!
Fire at will!!!
Now you’re making me angry! PARROT BARRIER ACTIVATE!
YOU’LL PAY FOR KILLING MY PARROTS!
CANNON BARRAGE!
PARROT BARRIER ACTIVATE!
Kyoufu no kage!
You brought this upon yourself!
Fear me!!
Fear the shadows!
You shall pay!!!
You shall pay for sullying this hallowed earth!
Who dares to desecrate this sacred ground?
You dare to desecrate this sacred ground?
PROTECT THE AVATAR
Yes, little mortals. Meet your doom at the hands of SHAITAN!
My fiery fingers of frustrating flame force foes to fumble, fall, and fail!
You think it wise to use such cheap tricks?
You make a foolish mistake, mortal.
Time to meet your future brothers and sisters…
…it’s a small family, but you’ll enjoy being part of it!
Kneel before me! I am the master of life and death!
I will eat your soul, X!
Break the crystal for great rewards…
Help me…
Sweet treasure awaits for powerful adventurers!
Fire upon this crystal with all your might for 5 seconds
If your attacks are weak, the crystal magically heals
Gather a large group to smash it open
Yes! Smash my prison for great rewards!
If you are not very strong, this could kill you
If you are not yet powerful, stay away from the Crystal
New adventurers should stay away
That’s the spirit. Lay your fire upon me.
So close…
I think you need more people…
Call all your friends to help you break the crystal!
Perhaps you need a bigger group. Ask others to join you!
You cracked the crystal! Soon we shall emerge!
This is your reward! Imagine what evil even Oryx needs to keep locked up!
ENOUGH OF YOUR VANDALISM!
Bes, become my wall of defense!
Geb, eradicate these cretins from our tomb!
My artifacts shall make your lethargic lives end much more swiftly!
This cannot be! You shall not succeed!
I rule this place, X!
Minions! We shall have X for dinner!
You must be thirsty, X. Enter my waters!
Come closer, X! Yes, closer!
Surrender to my aquatic army, X!
Some die and are ashes, but I am ever reborn!.
The ashes of past heroes cover my plains!
You are food for my minions!
My # powerful Cyclops Gods will smash you!
Cretins! I have # Cyclops Gods to guard me!
My last Cyclops God will smash you to pieces!
My final Cyclops God shall crush your puny skulls!
Mortal scum! My # Ent Ancients will defend me forever!
My forest of # Ent Ancients is all the protection I need!
My final Ent Ancient will destroy you all!
My final Ent Ancient shall crush you!
My # Ghost Kings give me more than enough protection!
Pathetic humans! My # Ghost Kings shall destroy you utterly!
A mighty Ghost King remains to guard me!
My final Ghost King is untouchable!
My # Liches will feast on your essence!
I am invincible while my # Liches still stand!
Maggots! My # Phoenix Lords will burn you to ash!
My # Phoenix Lords will serve me forever!
My last Phoenix Lord will blacken your bones!
My final Phoenix Lord will never fall!
My # Oasis Giants will feast on your flesh!
You have no hope against my # Oasis Giants!
A powerful Oasis Giant still fights for me!
You will never defeat me while an Oasis Giant remains!
Fools! There is no escape from my # Red Demons!
My legion of # Red Demons live only to serve me!
My final Red Demon is unassailable!
A Red Demon still guards me!
The Shatters has been discovered!?!
The Forgotten King has raised his Avatar!
Your meager abillities cannot possibly challenge a Cube God!
A Ghost Ship has entered the realm.
My Ghost Ship will terrorize you pathetic peasants!
At last, a Grand Sphinx will teach you to respect!
You stand NO CHANCE against my mighty Hermit God!
Cower in fear of my Lord of the Lost Lands!
My Lord of the Lost Lands will make short work of you!
Behold my Pentaract, and despair!
The Rock Dragon has been summoned.
Beware my Rock Dragon. All who face him shall perish.
Your futile efforts are no match for a Skull Shrine!
At last, my Zombie Horde will eradicate you like the vermin that you are!
Attacking the Avatar of the Forgotten King would be… unwise.
Kill the Avatar, and you risk setting free an abomination.
Before you enter the Shatters you must defeat the Avatar of the Forgotten King!
You piteous cretins! # Cube Gods still guard me!
Your pathetic rabble will never survive against my # Cube Gods!
Filthy vermin! My # Cube Gods will exterminate you!
You feeble creatures have no hope against my # Cube Gods!
Loathsome slugs! My # Cube Gods will defeat you!
Your meager abilities cannot possibly challenge a Cube God!
Worthless mortals! A mighty Cube God defends me!
Wretched mongrels! An unconquerable Cube God is my bulwark!
My Ghost Ship will send you to a watery grave.
You filthy mongrels stand no chance against my Ghost Ship!
My Ghost Ship’s cannonballs will crush your pathetic Knights!
A Grand Sphinx is more than a match for this rabble.
Gaze upon the beauty of the Grand Sphinx and feel your last hopes drain away.
You festering rat-catchers! A Grand Sphinx will make you doubt your purpose!
My Hermit God’s thousand tentacles shall drag you to a watery grave!
You will be pulled to the bottom of the sea by my mighty Hermit God.
Flee from my Hermit God, unless you desire a watery grave!
My Hermit God awaits more sacrifices for the majestic Thessal.
My Hermit God will pull you beneath the waves!
You will make a tasty snack for my Hermit God!
Give up now! You stand no chance against a Lord of the Lost Lands!
Pathetic fools! My Lord of the Lost Lands will crush you all!
You are nothing but disgusting slime to be scraped off the foot of my Lord of the Lost Lands!
Wretched creatures! # Pentaracts remain!
You detestable humans will never defeat my # Pentaracts!
My # Pentaracts will protect me forever!
Your weak efforts will never overcome my # Pentaracts!
Defiance is useless! My # Pentaracts will crush you!
Behold my Pentaract, and despair!
I am invincible while my Pentaract stands!
Ignorant fools! A Pentaract guards me still!
My Rock Dragon will end your pathetic existence!
Fools, no one can withstand the power of my Rock Dragon!
The Rock Dragon will guard his post until the bitter end.
The Rock Dragon will never let you enter the Lair of Draconis.
Insects! # Skull Shrines still protect me.
You hairless apes will never overcome my # Skull Shrines!
You frail humans will never defeat my # Skull Shrines!
Miserable worms like you cannot stand against my # Skull Shrines!
Imbeciles! My # Skull Shrines make me invincible!
Pathetic fools! A Skull Shrine guards me!
Miserable scum! My Skull Shrine is invincible!
The full strength of my Zombie Horde has been unleashed!
Let the apocalypse begin!
Quiver with fear, peasants, my Zombie Horde has arrived!
A small taste of my Zombie Horde should be enough to eliminate you!
My Zombie Horde will teach you the meaning of fear!
The Avatar has been defeated!
How could simpletons kill The Avatar of the Forgotten King!?
You have dispatched my Cube God, but you will never escape my Realm!
X, you pathetic swine! How dare you assault my Cube God?
X, you wretched dog! You killed my Cube God!
X, you may have destroyed my Cube God but you will never defeat me!
I have many more Cube Gods, X!
My Ghost Ship will return!
Alas, my beautiful Ghost Ship has sunk!
X, you foul creature. I shall see to your death personally!
X, has crossed me for the last time! My Ghost Ship shall be avenged.
X is such a jerk!
How could a creature like X defeat my dreaded Ghost Ship?!
The spirits of the sea will seek revenge on your worthless soul, X!
The death of my Grand Sphinx shall be avenged!
X, you up-jumped goat herder! You shall pay for defeating my Grand Sphinx!
X, you foul ruffian! Do not think I forget your defiling of my Grand Sphinx!
X, you pestiferous lout! I will not forget what you did to my Grand Sphinx!
My Grand Sphinx, she was so beautiful. I will kill you myself, X!
My Grand Sphinx had lived for thousands of years! You, X, will not survive the day!
HermitGod0:This is preposterous! There is no way you could have defeated my Hermit God!
HermitGod0:You were lucky this time, X! You will rue this day that you killed my Hermit God!
HermitGod1:You naive imbecile, X! Without my Hermit God, Dreadstump is free to roam the seas without fear!
HermitGod2:My Hermit God was more than you’ll ever be, X. I will kill you myself!
0:How dare you foul-mouthed hooligans treat my Lord of the Lost Lands with such indignity!
1:What trickery is this?! My Lord of the Lost Lands was invincible!
0:You win this time, X, but mark my words: You will fall before the day is done.
1:X, I will never forget you exploited my Lord of the Lost Lands’ weakness!
2:X, you have done me a service! That Lord of the Lost Lands was not worthy of serving me.
3:You got lucky this time X, but you stand no chance against me!
That was but one of many Pentaracts!
You have razed my Pentaract, but you will die here in my Realm!
X, you lowly scum! You’ll regret that you ever touched my Pentaract!
X, you flea-ridden animal! You destroyed my Pentaract!
X, by destroying my Pentaract you have sealed your own doom!
My Rock Dragon will return!
The Rock Dragon has failed me!
You defaced a Skull Shrine! Minions, to arms!
X, you insignificant cur! The penalty for destroying a Skull Shrine is death!
X, you contemptible pig! Ruining my Skull Shrine will be the last mistake you ever make!
X, you will rue the day you dared to defile my Skull Shrine!
X razed one of my Skull Shrines – I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
The death of my Zombie Horde is unacceptable! You will pay for your insolence!
X, I will kill you myself and turn you into the newest member of my Zombie Horde!
An elusive Beach Bum is hiding somewhere in the Realm.
What is this lazy Beach Bum doing in my Realm?!
I WILL SUFFER NO MORE OF YOUR IMPUDENCE!
I HAVE CLOSED THIS REALM! YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY!
MY MINIONS HAVE FAILED ME!
BUT NOW YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH
COME MEET YOUR DOOM AT THE WALLS OF MY CASTLE
Fools! I still have # hitpoints!
Puny mortals! My # hitpoints are more than enough!
I have # hitpoints and I shall destroy you!
Insignificant peons! I have # hitpoints!
You cosmic peasants! My # hitpoints make me mightier than you!
Pathetic mortals! I have # hitpoints!
Foolish humans! My # hitpoints give me strength!
I have # hitpoints and I shall annihilate you!
Miniscule worms! I still have # hitpoints!
Galactic serfs! Cower before my # hitpoints!
You puny mortals! I….shall….return….!
Purge yourself, X, in the heat of my flames!
Alas, X, you will taste death but once!
I have met many like you, X, in my thrice thousand years.
Some die and are ashes, but I am ever reborn!
The ashes of past heroes cover my plains!
This place is not for mortals, X. Begone whence you came!
Would you attempt to destroy us? I know your name, X!
Our anguish is endless, unlike your lives!
What do you know of suffering? I can teach you much, X,
I will deliver your soul to Oryx, X!
There can be no forgiveness!
You cannot hurt us. You cannot help us. You will feed us.
Oryx will not end our pain. We can only share it… with you!
Your life is an affront to Oryx. You will die.
Hah. Weaklings. This will be slightly enjoyable.
You are in the presence of demi-god, mortal.
What hath the keepers brought Shaitan?
You disturb an ancient evil…
You think it wise to use such cheap tricks?
You make a foolish mistake, mortal.
We utilize strength in numbers!
Let loose the fists of war!
YOU ARE BEGINNING TO UPSET ME. ENJOY A FAST DEATH!
BE CONSUMED BY FLAMES!
THE MAD GOD SHALL KNOW OF THESE TRANSGRESSIONS!
Silly squishy. We heal our brothers in a circle.
Engaging Super-Mode!!!!
…
You have made a grave mistake coming here. I will destroy you, and reclaim my place in the Realm.
I will make quick work of you. Be gone.
You would challenge me? I am the King of this place.
Do not think, even for a moment, that you will best me.
You fools. Guards, surround me.
Be consumed, you wretched whelps.
Laughable attempt.
Do not mistake your success so far as progress.
So. You are still here. Adorable. Perhaps a nice dip in the LAVA!?
TENTACLES OF WRATH!
Fools…
Drown, and be swallowed by those who have failed before.
YOU TEST THE PATIENCE OF A GOD!
DIE! DIE! DIE!!!
Ha….haa…..
Impossible……IMPOSSIBLE!!!
You can never defeat me alone.
You will need many heroes.
You have dealt a decent blow. Continue and you shall be given access.
Welcome to the Final Act, my friends. My puppets require life essence in order to continue performing…
It’s not much, but your lives will have to do for now!
Watch them dance, hero, as they drain your life away!
Find me if you can hero, or die trying!
Lucky guess hero, but I’ve run out of time to play games with you. It is time that you died!
No!!! This can not be how my story ends!! I WILL HAVE MY ENCORE, HERO!
