Last Updated: X.31.5.0 |
The Glitch is an enemy released for 2019 April Fools. It drops the portal to The Machine dungeon.
HP: 55,000 (+10% [5,500 HP] per player in Realm)
DEF: 1
EXP: 1
Location: Midlands, Highlands, and Mountains
Counts towards God kills
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The Glitch is found in small setpieces scattered across the Realm upon its generation. Like the Beer God, it can initially only be seen as an enemy marker on the minimap. Once enough players gather around it, it will appear and attack.
The Glitch wanders in place, sporadically lobbing multicolored bombs that do 100 armor piercing damage.
The Glitch freezes in place and starts firing 4-way shot-machineguns of binary shots. Every burst, it will shift the orientation of the barrage by 45 degrees.
The Glitch starts to teleport around the place, firing shotguns of Error Spikes at the nearest player.
The Glitch wanders around erratically, leaving tiles of damaging Exposed Code in its wake. It will also attack with radial bursts of Error Stars.
Upon death, the Glitch explodes into a ring of harmless projectiles (from other weapons/enemies), leaving behind a small square of safe tiles which contains its loot and a portal to The Machine.
“I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART.” (upon revealing itself)
“…SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISK.” (Phase 1 starts)
“DISK NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISK COVER IS CLOSED.” (during Phase 1)
“READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER.” (during Phase 1)
“NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTINGINTO SLAG.” (Phase 2 starts)
“APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT.” (during Phase 2)
“YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS.” (during Phase 2)
“WAITING FOR PROCESSORS.” (during Phase 2)
“404 computer hamsters not found.” (Phase 3 starts)
“YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS.” (during Phase 2)
“THREAT LEVEL UPGRADE TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT.” (during Phase 3)
“BEEBLEBLIP!” (Phase 4 starts)
“C:/run query identification.” (during Phase 4)
“C:/run insult generator.” (during Phase 4)
“C:/results: go away yeti-lip!” (during Phase 4)
“CTRL ALT DEL!” (at critical HP)
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The Glitch’s hit sound is the same as when a player attempts an invalid input (ie. using an ability without enough mana), and its death sound is the sound effect that plays during the death screen.
Almost all of The Glitch’s lines are taken from Fracktail, a robotic dragon boss from the game Super Paper Mario.
The Machine