Guill (Rev. 15)

Last updated: Release 27.7.X14
Guill

Guill is a friendly NPC found in the Guild Hall. He was previously employed as the Nexus Crier.

Guill flashes green after every command. You cannot chain another command before he flashes green - this is a cooldown, essentially.
Guill is responsive to certain commands, here are a few:


Command
Dialogue
Action
Comments
Pots
Potions
HP
Sure, I’ve got some.
Sure thing!
Need to refill your potions?
Need help with potions?
Here! / Take this!
That should last a while!
Throws a small test chest which drops 4 health and magic potions upon death
Arguably one of the most useful commands. Has a cooldown of ~30 seconds. Bolded text is always said.
Pots
Potions
HP
But I just gave you some!
Hey, I’m not made of these!
Give me a little bit, will you?
This is only triggered on cooldown.
Hi
Hello
Hey
Sup
Welcome back, master(s)!
Hello there!
Hello, hope you are having a great day!
Good day, master(s)!
Good day everyone!
Masters!
Quotes depends of the number of people present in the guild hall.
Follow
Alright!
Sure!
Follows the player for 5 seconds
Jump
Aaand…
One moment…
Yopp! / Hepp! / Nothing
Good landing. / 10/10.
Throws himself on the player
If you do this while invisible, he will disappear. Has a cooldown of ~5 seconds.
Jump
Let me catch my breath, will you?
Give me a little bit, will you?
Only triggered during cooldown.
Craig
Craig is a nice guy, sometimes it seems like he is really stressed out though.
Help
Of course I’ll help!
That is what I’m here for!
Deca
Deca Games is the current owner of Realm of the Mad God! It aquired it in July 2016.
Kabam
Kabam is the previous owner of Realm of the Mad God. It aquired it along with Wild Shadow Studios in June 2012.
Wild Shadow
Rob
Alex
Founded by Rob and Alex, Wild Shadow Studios is the original owner of Realm of the Mad God.
Oryx
You want to hear my Oryx impression?
NO, THIS CANNOT BE!!!!
H-how was that?
Plays Oryx death audio.
Says all dialogue in a sequence.
Who are you?
My name is Guill. I’m always here if you need me!
You might remember me as the Nexus Crier.
Well, I take care of your Guild Hall now!
Says 1st line, and then line 2 and 3.
Pets
You can get your own pet by hatching eggs in your pet yard! Eggs drop in the mountain areas and other places. Talk to the caretake in your pet yard for more information!
All dialogue is said at once.
Why
Why not ?
Because we can.
Why what?
That IS the question, isnt’it?
That’s what they all ask.
Ready
Aye-aye, Captain!
Omg
Yes, this is your guild!
Wtf
What the Flayer?
Who tries flying? I certainly don’t. Well, not anymore.
What do you look so baffled about?
What’s the matter?
What is your favorite color?
I’m not picky, but I do like brown. Guess that’s not a surprise!
All of them!
I like all colors, actually.
Is king Alexander still alive?
Ah, so you’ve met Thessal.
I think she needs to hear that he is still alive.
Also something about reigning and conquering the world!
Says 1st line, then line 2 then 3.
He lives and reigns and conquers the world.
Uh, yeah, something like that.
Who does ? Oh, I know…
Says 1st line if you had asked him about king Alexander previously and second if not.
Green
Blue
Red
One of my favorite colors!
Yes, that is a color.
What ? OH NO, DID THE DRAGON GET INTO OUR GUILD HALL?!
Black
One of my favorite colors! Or rather absence thereof?
Yes, that is a color. Or is it?
What ? OH NO, DID THE DRAGON GET INTO OUR GUILD HALL?!
Joke
Oh, you’ll love this one!
Oh, I know a good one!
Alright, let’s see if I remember this one correctly…
Welp, I forgot.
Eh, I forgot.
Never mind, I can’t remember.
Joke not found due to a Keycoding Misformat.
Except for the “Joke not found” he seems to pick randomly a combination of a first sentence with a second.

Note Craig comes around and has a conversation with Guill at, it seems to be, random times (I had one at 14:14 so there might be a pattern). Here is the conversation log:

Guill: Wait a minute…

Craig: Aw jeez, where am I now.

Guill: Oh hi, Craig.

Craig: Hello Guill, remind me to label the portals.

Craig: See you around! / Alright, gotta go.

Guill: He needs to take more breaks if you ask me./ Alrighty then!