Choosing a Class (Rev. 49)

You want to choose a class????????????????? WEll FEAR NOT because this class guide will give you ALL THE INFORMATION TO CHOOSE A CLASS for realz

the only factor you need to consider is if it deals yes :100: damage culol. any class that cannot do yes :100: damage culol are autmomatically poopshit - catalyze

okay lets get started

Best Classes Ever

Wizard - the quintessential glass cannon class. with high DPS stats, decent damage-long range weapon, and an ability that can’t be matched by any other (even suicide bombing, this class is better than the real life world’s best). who wouldn’t want to pick the wizard?????????

Mystic - a lesser wizard but female (please dont cancel me for sexism and misogyny). very cyte though

Summoner - the wizard but genderbent. basically the same thing honestly.

Warrior - the quintessential short-ranged iron fist. with high DPS stats, an ability that boosts your DPS and mobility to full throttle, and a weapon with the highest DPS in the game (only considering tiered), the warrior is CLEARLY the option for you if you like short range combat.

Knight - a more tanky but slower version of the warrior.

Bard - okay this class is just fucking insane. imagine having the best weapon in the game, Donald Trump, and his great wall dealing yes :100: damage culol. yeah its fucked up

Ninja - warrior but for katanas

Kensei - warrior but for katanas v2

They’re Okay Classes

Necromancer - lesser wizard, pretty weird but it can be workable

Assassin - he’s here because he’s the only one with a main DPS ability out of the dagger classes. otherwise he would be massive poopshit

Priest - priest can never reach DPS the likes of summoner and wizard, but that doesnt mean he can’t do big damage.

Archer/Huntress - they’re basically the same so i just lumped them both (i hope they have fun with each other 😳) anyway enough of horny relationships

Paladin - paladin is a good support class, a meh DPS class. sure, he has the Battle God Seal, but let’s be real, it’s unwieldy to use. it is a fun class though

Trickster - trickster is okay, not the best though

Samurai - samurai is just a paladin but for katana classes

THEY ARE MASSIVE DOGSHIT PLEASE AVOID THESE CLASSES

Rogue - rogue is massive dogshit avoid this class

Sorcerer - THIS IS EVEN WORSE ARE YOU KIDDING ME SUMMONER IS LITERALLY BETTER (please dont cancel me for racism pls)

thank you for reading