Guill (Rev. 31)

Last updated: Release 27.7.X14

Guill is a friendly NPC found in the Guild Hall. He was previously employed as the Nexus Crier.

Guill flashes green after every command. You cannot chain another command before he flashes green - this is a cooldown, essentially.
Guill is responsive to certain commands, here are a few:

Command	Dialogue	Action	Comments
Pots Potions HP MP	Sure, I’ve got some. Sure thing! Need to refill your potions? Need help with potions? Here! / Take this! That should last a while!	Throws a small test chest which drops 4 health and magic potions upon death	Arguably one of the most useful commands. Has a cooldown of ~30 seconds. Bolded text is always said.
Pots Potions HP MP	But I just gave you some! Hey, I’m not made of these! Give me a little bit, will you?		This is only triggered on cooldown.
Hi Hello Hey Sup	Welcome back, master(s)! Hello there! Hello, hope you are having a great day! Good day, master(s)! Good day everyone! Masters!		Quotes depends of the number of people present in the guild hall.
Follow	Alright! Sure!	Follows the player for 5 seconds
Jump	Aaand… One moment… Yopp! / Hepp! / Nothing Good landing. / 10/10.	Throws himself on the player	If you do this while invisible, he will disappear. Has a cooldown of ~5 seconds.
Jump	Let me catch my breath, will you? Give me a little bit, will you?		Only triggered during cooldown.
Dance	Check this out, I call it the “Rubberbandit”! Phew, that was a workout!	Moves around as if the player was lagging (“rubberbanding”)	Says first line, dances, then says second line.
Craig	Craig is a nice guy, sometimes it seems like he is really stressed out though.
Help	Of course I’ll help! That is what I’m here for!
Deca	Deca Games is the current owner of Realm of the Mad God! It aquired it in July 2016.
Kabam	Kabam is the previous owner of Realm of the Mad God. It acquired it along with Wild Shadow Studios in June 2012.
Wild Shadow Wildshadow	Founded by Rob and Alex, Wild Shadow Studios is the original owner of Realm of the Mad God.
Rob Alex	Rob and Alex are the original founders of Wild Shadow Studios. They created Realm of the Mad God back in 2009!
Willem	Willem joined Wild Shadow Studios in November 2011 and remained a designer and artist for Realm of the Mad God until June 2013
Spry Fox	Spry Fox joined the development as consultant in Summer 2010.
Amit Amitp	Amit, also known as redblobgames, helped Rob and Alex in the early development stages as a consultant and creator of tools.
Browser	Realm of the Mad God launched first on web on January 10, 2010.
Kongregate Kong	Realm of the Mad God launched on Konkgregate on October 31, 2011.
Steam	Realm of the Mad God launched on Steam on February 20, 2012.
Oryx	You want to hear my Oryx impression? NO, THIS CANNOT BE!!!! H-how was that?	Plays Oryx death audio.	Says all dialogue in a sequence.
Guill Who are you? Nexus crier	My name is Guill. I’m always here if you need me! You might remember me as the Nexus Crier. Well, I take care of your Guild Hall now!		Says 1st line, and then line 2 and 3.
Pets	You can get your own pet by hatching eggs in your pet yard! Eggs drop in the mountain areas and other places. Talk to the caretaker in your pet yard for more information!		All dialogue is said at once.
Why	Why not? Because we can. Why what? That IS the question, isn’t it? That’s what they all ask.
Ready	Aye-aye, Captain!
Omg	Yes, this is your guild!
Wtf	What the Flayer? Who tries flying? I certainly don’t. Well, not anymore. What do you look so baffled about? What’s the matter?
What is your favorite color?	I’m not picky, but I do like brown. Guess that’s not a surprise! All of them! I like all colors, actually.
King Alexander	Ah, so you’ve met Thessal. I think she needs to hear that he is still alive. Also something about reigning and conquering the world!		Says 1st line, then line 2 then 3.
He lives and reigns and conquers the world.	Uh, yeah, something like that. Who does ? Oh, I know…		Says 1st line if you had asked him about king Alexander previously and second if not.
Green Blue Red	One of my favorite colors! Yes, that is a color. What ? OH NO, DID THE DRAGON GET INTO OUR GUILD HALL?!
Black	One of my favorite colors! Or rather absence thereof? Yes, that is a color. Or is it? What ? OH NO, DID THE DRAGON GET INTO OUR GUILD HALL?!
Joke	Oh, you’ll love this one! Oh, I know a good one! Alright, let’s see if I remember this one correctly… Welp, I forgot. Eh, I forgot. Never mind, I can’t remember. Joke not found due to a Keycoding Misformat.		Except for the “Joke not found” he seems to pick randomly a combination of a first sentence with a second.
Open sesame	I think you might be in the wrong spot. Well, that didn’t do anything. Try again! No sesame here. Should I start planting some? I don’t think there is anything hidden around here.		When this is said too far away from the secret passage location.
Fat	Heck yeah, who doesn’t love fat loot? Loot? Fat loot is the best.
EXP XP	Experience, or EXP for short, is earned by defeating enemies.
Level	You gain EXP by killing oryx’s minions! This will let you level up and get stronger.
Fame	You earn fame by accumulating EXP! This is known as base fame. Account fame on the other hand is earned when you die.
Gold	The premium currency you can use to buy awesome stuff with!
Heal	I’m helping! Sure! Here you go! Wait, you know you can do that in the Nexus, right? Hold on, why don’t you just use the fountains outside? Haha well, I only dabble in healing spells		Says one line from first group, then one line from the second.
Stats	You have 8 stats! Life, mana, attack, defense, speed, dexterity, wisdom and vitality. You can increase you stats by defeating enemies in the mountains, then drinking potions they drop! If your stats turn gold, it means that it is maxed!
Sheep	baa
Random class	Hm, a random class? What about… [random class]		Chooses a random class to say
Godlands Glands	The mountain area, often referred to as Godlands, is where you find the toughest enemies in the realm! They are usually located near the center of a realm.
Goblin Lair	You have no idea what awaits you…
Epic Hive	Are you scared of bees? Imagine what it would be like if they were twice our size… I hear Oryx is reaching out to yet more insect kingdoms. Beeware of the new queen!
Lost Halls	I hear Oryx sent out his minions to discover the entrance to the ancient halls… Are you a real adventurer or will you get lost?

Note Craig comes around and has a conversation with Guill at, it seems to be, random times. Here is the conversation log:

Guill: Wait a minute…

Craig: Aw jeez, where am I now.

Guill: Oh hi, Craig.

Craig: Hello Guill, remind me to label the portals.

Craig: See you around! / Alright, gotta go.

Guill: He needs to take more breaks if you ask me./ Alrighty then!

Guill also has a large amount of responses for when a dungeon portal is opened rather than a specific command said in chat.

Dungeon	Initial Dialogue	Later Dialogue	Comments
	Dreadstump’s crew is heavily armed! Did you know you can find Pirate Rum in there?	For a pirate king he doesn’t seem all that powerful. Yo ho ho and a bottle of Pirate Rum!
	You can find plants in there that make you go really fast! Watch out for the Megamoth’s confuse attacks!	Using your own dust to attack doesn’t seem very effective. How are those squirrels so big? It drives me nuts! Those squirrels aren’t particularly protective of their nuts, are they?
	When Queen Arachna spins her net you will be slowed down! The Healing Ichor isn’t especially tasty, but more potent than regular Health Potions!	What’s with all those Golden Daggers? Hey, I hear you can find things other than daggers in there now!
	Watch out for Stheno’s winged pets,t hey will slow you down! Look for treasure rooms, they can nbe east or west of regular rooms! Use the Snake Oil to heal your party!	Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes? For a powerful Medusa, she doesn’t seem to use their signature Petrify move a lot… Don’t let Stheno stab you to death, it’s not good for you.
	It’s party time! Mixcoatl’s brother is always up for a good time.	Seriously, get in before you miss out on delicious cocktails! Wish I could come, but I’ve got a job to do!
	Use the Pollen Powder to restore MP for your party! You will see things that aren’t there if you’re not careful around the Shamans!	Don’t you just hate it when those Basilisks keep hiding in the jungle?
	Honey is sticky and will slow you down! Watch out for the Queen’s Daze attacks!	I can not beelieve how beeautiful it looks inside! Honey is beelicious! I hope one of these bees doesn’t decide to sue humanity one day. How hard can it bee… dssss?
	The regular Sprites don’t hurt much, but watch out for the Gods and Limon! Limon does not like being paralyzed! Don’t worry, you can’t actually fall down the edges!	Don’t you just love getting slowed on the moving tiles? What are those “trees” made of, anyway?
	Defeat the leaders to make more bosses spawn! All enemies in there will keep reappearing.	Try not to stay in there for too long if you like being sane. Weee want candy! Do the Peppermint Twist!
	The Grave Caretaker’s Forgotten Souls are dangerous without enough defense! The more you move around in the Final Battle, the more Blue Zombies will arise! There are four stages! The Entrance, the Gates, the Graves and the Final Battle.	Skuld is a master of the undead and has revived many of Oryx’ faithful minions. You should totally try standing still for the Graves’ second wave! Just kidding, don’t actually do that! Ah, the Amulet of Dispersion. A once powerful artifact. So many memories. All sorts of spooky in here!
	Something is not right about those treasure chests. Watch out for all those traps!	And don’t forget your hat and whip! More like Cave of a Thousand Traps, right?
	Don’t get too close to Septavius! Don’t be too hasty, there could be a trap around every corner!	These Vampires are dangerous and not glittery at all! Of course, the undead carry a lot of wisdom…
	Happy Halloween! Trick or Treat? Good luck with the candy!	Get your candy!
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