Caduceus of Current Craziness (Rev. 16)

The harbinger of past pandemonium, current craziness, and future fatuity. It just can’t seem to stay focused.

Tier	UT
Shots	2 (arc gap: 180°)
Damage	65–90 (average: 77.5 / total: 155)
Projectile Speed	17 tiles/second
Lifetime	0.5 seconds
Range	8.5 tiles
Effect(s)	Shots hit multiple targets
Fame Bonus	2%
Soulbound
Feed Power	35

Loot Bag
Drops From	Null

Notes
This is a Mistake Gear item.

Although being an April Fools item, this wand deals a very great amount of DPS, beating the T12 Wand of Recompense on a single target up until 56/70 DEF (considering you are hitting both shots consistently).

Example of wand shots: link

Trivia
Atrapper, a closed tester, claims it is, “a representation of my lack of work ethic as a wand.”

Wands
T0. Fire Wand T1. Force Wand T2. Power Wand T3. Missile Wand T4. Eldritch Wand T5. Hell’s Fire Wand T6. Wand of Dark Magic T7. Wand of Arcane Flame T8. Wand of Death T9. Wand of Deep Sorcery T10. Wand of Shadow T11. Wand of Ancient Warning T12. Wand of Recompense T13. Wand of Evocation T14. Wand of Retribution UT. Sprite Wand UT. Wand of Budding Romance UT. Caduceus of Current Craziness UT. St. Abraham’s Wand UT. Crystal Wand UT. Conducting Wand UT. Wand of the Fallen UT. Wand of the Bulwark UT. Soul’s Guidance UT. Snowblind Wand UT. Warlord Wand UT. Lumiaire ST. Wand of Geb ST. Abomination’s Wrath ST. Theurgy Wand ST. Magic Wand
Limited Edition Wands
UT. Spicy Wand of Spice UT. Lethargic Sentience UT. Rainbow Rod UT. Present Dispensing Wand UT. Wand of Ancient Terror UT. Wand of Egg-cellence UT. Frozen Wand UT. Tyrant’s Wand UT. Eternal Snowflake Wand UT. Winter’s Breath Wand

The Machine April Fool’s Weapons
UT. Mister Mango UT. Butter Bow UT. K.I.D.D. Force UT. Caduceus of Current Craziness UT. MMace MMurderer UT. Blade of Ages