 
| The harbinger of past pandemonium, current craziness, and future fatuity. It just can’t seem to stay focused. |
| Tier |
UT |
| Shots |
2 (arc gap: 180°) |
| Damage |
65–90 (average: 77.5 / total: 155) |
| Projectile Speed |
17 tiles/second |
| Lifetime |
0.5 seconds |
| Range |
8.5 tiles |
| Effect(s) |
 Shots hit multiple targets |
| XP Bonus |
4% |
| Soulbound |
 |
| Feed Power |
35 |
| Loot Bag |
 |
| Drops From |
Null |
Notes
This is a Mistake Gear item.
This weapon fires two streams of shots perpendicular to the direction of aiming, making it impossible to hit anything one is actually aiming at unless the user is sitting on them. If both shots hit, this wand deals a very great amount of DPS, beating the T12 Wand of Recompense on a single target up until 56/70 DEF; however, the aforementioned requirement of needing to sit on things makes it highly impractical. When only landing one of the streams, the Cadeuceus’ DPS will plummet below that of a T4 Eldritch Wand, making it mostly useless in a combat scenario.
Example of wand shots: link
Trivia
This item is attributed to the closed tester Atrapper, who claims it is “a representation of my lack of work ethic as a wand.”
History
This item was added to the game in Patch X.31.5.0 (Apr 2019).
| Wands |
| UT. Caduceus of Current Craziness |
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| Limited Edition Wands |
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Shots hit multiple targets
