Last updated: Release 27.7.X14 |
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Guill is a friendly NPC found in the Guild Hall. He was previously employed as the Nexus Crier.
Guill flashes green after every command. You cannot chain another command before he flashes green, so treat it like a cooldown.
Guill responds to commands being typed into chat, items being used in his presence and dungeon portals being opened.
Command |
Dialogue |
Action |
Comments |
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Pots Potions HP MP |
Sure, I’ve got some. Sure thing! Running low? Need to refill your potions? Need help with potions? Here! / Take this! / There! / Here you go! That should last a while! |
Throws a small test chest which drops 4 health and magic potions upon death. Occasionally throws 8. |
Arguably one of the most useful commands. Has a cooldown of ~30 seconds. Bolded text is always said. |
Pots Potions HP MP |
But I just gave you some! Hey, I’m not made of these! Give me a little bit, will you? I can’t do that right now. |
This is only triggered on cooldown. |
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Hi Hello Hey Sup Waddup |
Welcome back, master(s)! Hello there! Hello, hope you are having a great day! Good day, master(s)! Good day everyone! Masters! |
Quotes depends of the number of people present in the guild hall. |
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How are you? |
Just dandy! I’m great! Thank you for asking, I’m well! Quite well, thank you! |
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brb |
Alright, see you in a moment! Don’t worry, I’ll be here. Missing you already! OK, don’t take too long! |
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Follow |
Alright. Sure! Of course! Why not? Where are we going? My pleasure. On it. Yes. Sure thing! |
Follows the player for 5 seconds |
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Jump |
Aaand… One moment… Yopp! / Hepp! / Nothing Good landing. / 10/10. |
Throws himself on the player |
If you do this while invisible, he will disappear. Has a cooldown of ~5 seconds. |
Jump |
Let me catch my breath, will you? Give me a little bit, will you? |
Only triggered during cooldown. |
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Dance |
Check this out, I call it the “Rubberbandit”! Phew, that was a workout! |
Moves around as if the player was lagging (“rubberbanding”) |
Says first line, dances, then says second line. |
Craig |
He is a nice guy, sometimes it seems like he is really stressed out though. |
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Help |
Of course I’ll help! That is what I’m here for! |
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Deca |
Deca Games is the current owner of Realm of the Mad God! It aquired it in July 2016. |
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Kabam |
Kabam is the previous owner of Realm of the Mad God. It acquired it along with Wild Shadow Studios in June 2012. |
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Wild Shadow Wildshadow |
Founded by Rob and Alex, Wild Shadow Studios is the original owner of Realm of the Mad God. |
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Rob Alex |
Rob and Alex are the original founders of Wild Shadow Studios. They created Realm of the Mad God back in 2009! |
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Willem |
Willem joined Wild Shadow Studios in November 2011 and remained a designer and artist for Realm of the Mad God until June 2013 |
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Spry Fox |
Spry Fox joined the development as consultant in Summer 2010. |
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Amit Amitp |
Amit, also known as redblobgames, helped Rob and Alex in the early development stages as a consultant and creator of tools. |
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Browser |
Realm of the Mad God launched first on web on January 10, 2010. |
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Kongregate Kong |
Realm of the Mad God launched on Konkgregate on October 31, 2011. |
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Steam |
Realm of the Mad God launched on Steam on February 20, 2012. |
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Oryx |
You want to hear my Oryx impression? NO, THIS CANNOT BE!!!! H-how was that? Did you like it? |
Plays Oryx death audio. |
Says all dialogue in a sequence. |
Oryx |
If I do it too often my vocal cords will shatter! I can’t do that right now. Give me a little bit, will you? But you already just heard my impression! |
Only triggered on cooldown. |
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Guill Who are you? Nexus crier |
My name is Guill. I’m always here if you need me! You might remember me as the Nexus Crier. Well, I take care of your Guild Hall now! Actually, it’s Guillermo, but everyone calls me Guill for short! |
Says 1st line, and then line 2 and 3. Occasionaly adds line 4. |
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Pets |
You can get your own pet by hatching eggs in your pet yard! Eggs drop in the mountain areas and other places. Talk to the caretaker in your pet yard for more information! |
All dialogue is said at once. |
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Why |
Why not? Because we can. Why what? That IS the question, isn’t it? That’s what they all ask. |
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Ready |
Aye-aye, Captain! |
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Omg |
Yes, this is your guild! |
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Wtf |
What the Flayer? Who tries flying? I certainly don’t. Well, not anymore. What do you look so baffled about? What’s the matter? |
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What is your favorite color? |
I’m not picky, but I do like brown. Guess that’s not a surprise! All of them! I like all colors, actually. |
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King Alexander |
Ah, so you’ve met Thessal. I think she needs to hear that he is still alive. Also something about reigning and conquering the world! |
Says 1st line, then line 2 then 3. |
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He lives and reigns and conquers the world. |
Uh, yeah, something like that. Who does ? Oh, I know… |
Says 1st line if you had asked him about king Alexander previously and second if not. |
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Green Blue Red |
One of my favorite colors! Yes, that is a color. What ? OH NO, DID THE DRAGON GET INTO OUR GUILD HALL?! |
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Black |
One of my favorite colors! Or rather absence thereof? Yes, that is a color. Or is it? What ? OH NO, DID THE DRAGON GET INTO OUR GUILD HALL?! |
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Joke |
Oh, you’ll love this one! Oh, I know a good one! Alright, let’s see if I remember this one correctly… Welp, I forgot. Eh, I forgot. Never mind, I can’t remember. Joke not found due to a Keycoding Misformat. |
Except for the “Joke not found” he seems to pick randomly a combination of a first sentence with a second. |
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Open sesame |
I think you might be in the wrong spot. Well, that didn’t do anything. Try again! No sesame here. Should I start planting some? I don’t think there is anything hidden around here. |
When this is said too far away from the secret passage location. |
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Fat Phat |
Heck yeah, who doesn’t love fat loot? Loot? Fat loot is the best. |
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EXP XP |
Experience, or EXP for short, is earned by defeating enemies. |
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Level |
You gain EXP by killing oryx’s minions! This will let you level up and get stronger. |
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Fame |
You earn fame by accumulating EXP! This is known as base fame. Account fame on the other hand is earned when you die. |
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Gold |
The premium currency you can use to buy awesome stuff with! |
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Heal |
I’m helping! Sure! Here you go! Wait, you know you can do that in the Nexus, right? Hold on, why don’t you just use the fountains outside? Haha well, I only dabble in healing spells |
Says one line from first group, then one line from the second. |
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Stats |
You have 8 stats! Life, mana, attack, defense, speed, dexterity, wisdom and vitality. You can increase you stats by defeating enemies in the mountains, then drinking potions they drop! If your stats turn gold, it means that it is maxed! |
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Sheep |
baa baa baa |
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Random class |
Hm, a random class? What about… [random class] |
Chooses a random class to say |
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Godlands Glands |
The mountain area, often referred to as Godlands, is where you find the toughest enemies in the realm! They are usually located near the center of a realm. |
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Goblin Lair |
You have no idea what awaits you… |
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Epic Hive |
Are you scared of bees? Imagine what it would be like if they were twice our size… I hear Oryx is reaching out to yet more insect kingdoms. Beeware of the new queen! |
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Lost Halls |
I hear Oryx sent out his minions to discover the entrance to the ancient halls… Are you a real adventurer or will you get lost? |
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Hot spring(s) |
The pathway is hidden somewhere outside the Nexus! I thought I saw you there! Sorry, I’m not very talkative when I’m over there relaxing! An amazing place, very relaxing. |
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Dialogue |
Action |
Comments |
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Awww! Cute! <3 |
Creates a smaller brown Hearticle effect on himself. |
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A pet rock! Don’t forget to feed it! Haha, you guys should start a rock zoo. Astoneishing! Marbleous! Wow! |
Only says the “rock zoo” line if there are multiple rocks in the room at once. |
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Awww! Nice! <3 |
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Nice throw! Nice! |
Dungeon |
Initial Dialogue |
Later Dialogue |
Comments |
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Dreadstump’s crew is heavily armed! Did you know you can find Pirate Rum in there? |
For a pirate king he doesn’t seem all that powerful. Yo ho ho and a bottle of Pirate Rum! |
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You can find plants in there that make you go really fast! Watch out for the Megamoth’s confuse attacks! |
Using your own dust to attack doesn’t seem very effective. How are those squirrels so big? It drives me nuts! Those squirrels aren’t particularly protective of their nuts, are they? |
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When Queen Arachna spins her net you will be slowed down! The Healing Ichor isn’t especially tasty, but more potent than regular Health Potions! |
What’s with all those Golden Daggers? Hey, I hear you can find things other than daggers in there now! |
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Watch out for Stheno’s winged pets,t hey will slow you down! Look for treasure rooms, they can nbe east or west of regular rooms! Use the Snake Oil to heal your party! |
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes? For a powerful Medusa, she doesn’t seem to use their signature Petrify move a lot… Don’t let Stheno stab you to death, it’s not good for you. |
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It’s party time! Mixcoatl’s brother is always up for a good time. |
Seriously, get in before you miss out on delicious cocktails! Wish I could come, but I’ve got a job to do! |
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Use the Pollen Powder to restore MP for your party! You will see things that aren’t there if you’re not careful around the Shamans! |
Don’t you just hate it when those Basilisks keep hiding in the jungle? |
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Honey is sticky and will slow you down! Watch out for the Queen’s Daze attacks! |
I can not beelieve how beeautiful it looks inside! Honey is beelicious! I hope one of these bees doesn’t decide to sue humanity one day. How hard can it bee… dssss? |
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The regular Sprites don’t hurt much,
but watch out for the Gods and Limon! Limon does not like being paralyzed! Don’t worry, you can’t actually fall down the edges! |
Don’t you just love getting slowed on the moving tiles? What are those “trees” made of, anyway? |
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Defeat the leaders to make more bosses spawn! All enemies in there will keep reappearing. |
Try not to stay in there for too long if you like being sane. Weee want candy! Do the Peppermint Twist! |
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The Grave Caretaker’s Forgotten Souls are dangerous without enough defense! The more you move around in the Final Battle, the more Blue Zombies will arise! There are four stages! The Entrance, the Gates, the Graves and the Final Battle. |
Skuld is a master of the undead and has revived many of Oryx’ faithful minions. You should totally try standing still for the Graves’ second wave! Just kidding, don’t actually do that! Ah, the Amulet of Dispersion. A once powerful artifact. So many memories. All sorts of spooky in here! |
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Something is not right about those treasure chests. Watch out for all those traps! |
And don’t forget your hat and whip! More like Cave of a Thousand Traps, right? |
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Don’t get too close to Septavius! Don’t be too hasty, there could be a trap around every corner! |
These Vampires are dangerous and not glittery at all! Of course, the undead carry a lot of wisdom… |
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Happy Halloween! Trick or Treat? Good luck with the candy! |
Get your candy! |
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You can take out Malphas’ White Demon guards easily, carefully sneak around the room! Demon Mages’ attacks are slow, but strong! Look for treasure rooms, they can only be found to the north of regular rooms! |
Malphas really has a knack for misleading paths in his domain! |
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Wading through sewage can’t be good for your health! Gulpord gets very dangerous in his last phase, avoid the slowing attacks! One time, I saw a Golden Rat, but it ran away really fast! |
Do you really want to go in there? Don’tn forget your nose clamps. The Sewers? Phew, make sure to use some Holy Water afterwards. I hear Gulpord is especially smelly during the summer. Come on get down the sickness! I hear a wise rodent lives down there. By the way, do you smell Pizza? Who knew Cloaks are basically hazmat suits? |
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Watch out for those Archer Puppets, they paralyze you. The real Puppet Master is usually in the center! Knight puppets will break your armor! |
Will the real Puppet Master please stand up? I love the theater! To be or not to be… |
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The bats will confuse you, and there are a lot of them! A good place to practice how to deal with confusion! Lord Ruthven steals your life when he hits you! There is an odd breeze near some of those bookshelves. |
Why are the Nosferatus hiding inside the center shelves? How did Lord Ruthven get hold of all those things that supposedly harm vampires, anyway? Lord Ruthven can’t be a real vampire, he doesn’t even sparkle! |
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Turn on the lanterns to weaken the Ghost Pirate! Find all keys to open the way to Davy Jones! Keep your distance from the laterns, since they can paralyze you! |
I hope there are no smelly socks in this one. I ‘ve got a jar of dirt! And guess what’s inside it! |
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Choose Black first and there might be additional rewards. But it will be a lot tougher! Challenging the black dragon first will make the other dragons more powerful, but also more rewarding! |
The elements will destroy you! If you’re not careful. |
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Watch out for those archers! They can paralyze and put you into a sticky situation very quickly. Watch out for Xil’s powerful triple attacks! Don’t get distracted by the beautiful gardens! Enemeis might hide in the bushes! |
Why is he climbing a mountain? To hug the mountain. This doesn’t seem like the full story of Daichi just yet! Order 66? Now where have I heard that before… Not particularly peaceful, but definitely beautiful! |
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This lovely flower is not your friend. Watch out for the growing vines on the floor, eventually dangerous flowers will blossom! |
Throwing a leaf seems to work well if you’re a magical flower. I wonder how nutritious humans really are… |
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I wonder what happens if you destroy every single Tesla Coil. Watch out for Dr. Terrible’s Green Potions! The green liquid transforms you into harmless pets! Blue liquid turns you back. |
The boss of this dungeon is as terrible as this pun! I don’t know why Oryx is allowing Dr. Terrible to do these horrendous experiments. You must defead the mad scientist. For… science?! A great Wizard once succumbed to one of Dr. Terrible’s Green Potions. |
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Jon’s parrots heal him, watch out! Dreadstump and his crew have nothing on this guy! Beware of the new Pirate King’s cannon barrage! |
Do what you want ‘cause a pirate drops loot! One king? Two kings? Oh, my medication! Why is the rum gone? |
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Remember Arachna? Her son is not to be trifled with! It seems like Arachna’s Son draws power from those four eggs. It’s safer if you hug the walls and clear the eggs first! |
Better put on the Spider Dance for this! Wonder where he got those looks from, certainly not his mother? |
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The Megamoth is very pretty, but also very deadly. The boss evolves! Watch out for the final swarm of Mini Larvae! Even the flora here wants you dead. Be careful. Those Mecha Squirrels are massive and dangerous! |
I hear people sometimes use the puke water to make art. Gross. I too want to become a beautiful butterfly one day. |
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Watch out for the Confuse and Armor Break from Large Red Bees! Undiscovered. Undiscovered. |
Undiscovered. Undiscovered. |
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He will try to grab and paralyze you! His little hands are not a big threat, but don’t let them pile up! |
Does he not know it’s rude to touch people without their consent? He used to look quite different. Must be a new barber. |
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The red Puppet of Pain will drain your health with Bleeding attacks! The purple Puppet of Chaos goes insanely fast if you damage it a lot. |
Looks like the Puppet Master is not done just yet! So this is where he works on his unsettling creations. |
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These bosses might be familiar to you! Watch out when the wall opens for Oryx in the end! |
Remember remember the 6th of September. |
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Tomb Ancients on slippery ice are really dangerous! |
Get your slowflakes! |
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You must defeat the big Yetis and Bats! The ground is slippery! |
Let it go, let it gooo… please end me. Poor Esben. Try to make it quick. |
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Beware of Thessal’s Armor Break thunder attacks! Keep moving to avoid Coral Bombs! Stand on the bubbling vents to restore your breath! Fishman Warriors are tough and wear heavy armor! Undiscovered. |
How come pets don’t drown? This is where I collect the ink for the guild board! Undiscovered. |
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Watch out for Nut when she gets mad! The Ancients only start attacking when they have been damaged! |
I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere! Just can’t get enough of that sweet, sweet vandalism can you? Vandalizing ancient tombs again are we? Hurr durr, look at me I’m a Tomb Ancient!* |
*Guill orbits the portal. |
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Don’t stand on the Stone Paladins! All ice mages can be paralyzed and all fire mages can be stunned! Try to focus on the Titanums and Obelisks rather than their minions! Slowly inch towards mages if you don’t want to draw the entire group’s attention! I hear there is a secret switch somewhere, which you cannot access by foot! Watch out for the small cyan Ice Spheres, summoned by the Ice Mages! Be careful in there! Ice Adepts can confuse you and are very mean in general. Oh, going alone are you? Best of luck!* Wait you’re soloing this? Good luck!* Undiscovered.* |
Why does the bridge always take so long?! A legendary Archer once perished at the hands of an Ice Adept. |
*Only said when portal is opened alone. |
On rare occasion, either by a low chance after saying “Craig” or randomly as an idle animation after inactivity, Craig can appear through a portal and initiate a short conversation with Guill. The dialogue always happens in the same order, but the exact lines they say are randomized. The conversation can occur as any of the following combinations.
Character |
Dialogue |
Action |
Comments |
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He is a nice g- Wait a minute… Wait, what’s this? |
Craig’s portal opens. |
Guill is cut off if the event is triggered by the command. If it begins as a result of being idle, one of the other two plays. |
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Oh, hey Craig! Hi, Craig. Oh hi, Craig. Speak of the devil! Oh, speak of the devil! |
Craig appears. |
The last two lines can only happen if the event was triggered by the command, since they would only make sense in context. |
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Aw jeez, where am I now. Whoops, wrong one. Wait, this is not… Huh, that’s odd. |
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Hey guys, don’t mind me! Wrong portal. Hi, must have mixed up the portals again. Hey Guill, I must’ve picked the wrong portal again. Hello Guill, remind me to label the portals. |
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Alright, gotta go. See you around! See you guys later. |
Craig exits and the portal disappears. | ||
Haha, he does that sometimes. Alrighty then! Let’s not tell Oryx about that, haha. He needs to take more breaks if you ask me. |